How did my sister mangage to get me sick from 3000 miles aways? She's freaky talented that one....

Ok so I also love the Batemans. They have both grown up quite nicely and have that cool first name thing going on -- justin and justine -- or is that creepy? Hmmm... They are also probably more age appropriate for me than the Gyllenhaals, but that doesn't mean the Gyllenhaals aren't still welcome in my boudoir, because in fact they are. It just ( Read more... )

Ok so, I'm completely in love with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Seriously, especially after seeing that picture of her in Entertainment Weekly where she's wearing the fedora. Now, not only do I want her, but I also want a Fedora. Loser, yes I know. My life is further complicated by the fact that I also love her brother Jake. Rather than pick between the two ( Read more... )

I hate my fucking lame-ass boring job. I love that they send me to $2000 worth of training in Photoshop, Quark, and Illustrator, yet they insist on only giving me fucking PowerPoint and Word to format. Apparently I'm the only person in a company of over 10,000 people that knows how to format Word and PPT. Aren't I the fucking specialist. Last time ( Read more... )

I finally bought some new work clothes. Got a wool skirt which is thankfully lined... mostly. The 1/4 of a inch that actually touches my flesh is making me completely mental. Why can't I find job where I can wear jeans? Jeans are happy.

It's not like I don't have enough to worry about. Work, rent, grad school, annoying diseases that require 4 shots a day, french class, bitchy gay men with their panties in a bunch, updating my resume, finding good clip art for a fucking annoying project, Herr Gropenfurher a sign of the apocalypse, wondering if I should be embarassed for liking 'a ( Read more... )

I don't like being a grown-up. It's too much work. Plus I have to ride the PATH train which just blows. Maybe I'll buy myself TiVo.

I need a new job and it took me WAAAYYY too long how to figure out how to work this thing. On the plus side, I'll probably get fired for spending so much time on this site, which kinda solves my first issue.