cosa (inc. Rubbish Friday Joke #31)

[themezzanine]

This is hardly an auspicious way to return, but it has been an age and I feel I ought to show some signs of life. Still no internets in house, but that might actually really change soon.

Below is a thing I thought I'd posted weeks ago that turned out to be just a draft. Enjoy.

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Comments

[freedom_comes]

Oh thank goodness you are back! My friends page is very depressing without you, even when you aren't posting rubbish jokes.

I miss you, Monsieur Tom! With your lack of convenient internets and the massive time difference between us right now, we never talk anymore. Can we rectify this soon?

[anonymous]

I liked the joke :) Tom, have you worked out the difference between the military police and the real police over there? It's always puzzled me.

Tanya x

[brouncker_steve]

Sorry I couldnt make your nice drinks.

Mr The Wheels