Goddamnit you fuckers! I want pictures and i want them NOW!

*stamps foot and screams*

I've been told I need to update more often. And i feel i should too. i'm afriad my lack of reading has lead to my lack of updating, not the lack of a life like most of you silly southerners assume. Well, I have one, so way to make an ass out of us both ( Read more... )

today is gonna be the day ( Read more... )

i don't wana be a chicken, i don't wana be a duck, all i wana do is dance dance dance dance dance...

wait, no....

i don't wana do my physics, i don't wana do my math, all i wana do is drink drink drink drink drink...

thats more like it.

my dog only sneazes when he is laying on his back. well he also sneazes every time i pick him up. come to think of it, he sneazes every time i go near him...

*shrug*

stupid monkey...

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

Having a laptop is awesome. right now im sitting outside of a coffee shop, drinking coffee, and talking online, all while being comfortable in this big comfy chair. Life is goooood.

...that is all.

So i think someone stole my wit. and his name is the man ( Read more... )

ahhhh hahahahaha

Man has spent his entire life trying to prove or disprove your existence. We have killed in your name, tortured people into believing you exist, and even so much as banned homosexuals from becoming one name through spiritual union because people who believe in you think you hate gays. But, for what, I ask. What do we have to gain from proving your ( Read more... )