A survey...
SERiES 0NE - Y0U
Birth time: That information is sealed...in a box in another room, which is too far to travel for a stupid survey
Last place you traveled: Boscov's :(
Eye Color: Blue/Grey
Nail Color: Slightly-pinker-than-my-skin
Height: 5'11"
Zodiac Sign: That S one (November 22...lookit up yourself if you care)
SERiES TW0 - DESCRiBE
Your heritage: ½ German, ½ English, ½ Italian, ¼ Polish
, ¼ More German
The shoes you wore today: RBK (vowels are for nerds)
Your hair: Curly-frizzy brown
Your weakness: The Shiney....
Your fears: Mrs. Hope
Your perfect pizza: In my hands.
One thing you'd like to achieve: Denise Richards
SERiES TWEE - WHAT IS..
Your most overused phrase on aim: "lol" (i need to stop)
Your thoughts first waking up: "Do i REALLY need to go to school today???"
Your current worry: Stupid fucking Mrs. Hope project...Stupid fucknig history project...stupid fucknig Mrs. Hope readings...stupid fucking AP Calc...stupid fucking AP Chem.....eh fuck em all, worrying is for rats
Your plans tomorrow: Make it through school till 2:15 without doing something stupid to make me have to stay longer.
Your best physical feature: *Ahem* I think that's personal...
Your greatest accomplishment: I don't feel like explaining...
SERiES F0UR - Y0U PREFER
Sunrise or sunset: you mean it comes up too?
Gore or horror: Gore
Eastsiiiide or wessssside: of what?!?
Stripes or poki dots: Stripes all the way... Fuck polka dots! Bill Murray 4ever!!!1
Money or fame: Money
Planes or trains: Planes
Metal or hardcore: Metal!! God damn hardcore dancers...
Boxers or briefs: Boxers
Your life is: Full of too much annoying shit
Pools or hot tubs: Hot tub
SERiES FiVE - D0 Y0U
Cuss: Fuck you.
Do you think you've been in love: No, but i've wanted sex, does that count?
Want to get married: Some time just before i'm too old and wrinkled to pick up chicks
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yes, in dvorak. To do that in qwerty, you must be a contortionistor an idiot
Like to take baths: Who's got time for baths?
Get motion sickness: Depends on the motion...
Like talking on the phone: It's ok
Like thunderstorms: Hell yeah.
Play an instrument: I used to, probably still could, so yeah
Workout: yes
Like reading: As long as it's not a stupid "Classic" with a due date
SERiES SIX - FAVORITES
Kind of fruit: orange
Music to fall asleep to: The Great Shuffle
Time of the day: 2:15
Feature in the opposite sex: Boobs...ass...Asking me to choose would be like asking me to which one of my balls I'd like mauled off by a rat
Car: Silver RSX
Number: 66
Thing to do right before bed: Take a walk with jesus
Thing to say when you're mad: Any form of "fuck" repeated a few times
Era: They all suck.
Horror movie: Se7en
Colors: Orange, Silver, This kinda blue
SERiES SEVEN - FUTURE
Age you hope to be married: Like i said, at the last possible moment.
Numbers & Names of Children: I'll figure that out when i get there...
Describe your Dream Wedding: Next to a large cake
Where you want to go to college: I don't want to go to college
What do you want to be when you grow up: A ruthless money-grubbing corporate glutton
What country would you most like to visit: Any place near the equator with blue water, blue skies, and plenty of sunshine
[ IN YOUR ROOM ]
What size is your bed?: Single
Is your floor carpeted?: Yes
If so, what color is it?: Whitish Grey
Do you have posters on your walls?: Not in this room, in my other room yes
Of what?: Army of Darkness, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halo 2, Procrastination, The Matrix, Bill & Ted, Alian
Do you keep your room clean, or is there junk all over the floor?: Junk all the fuck over the place
Are you allowed to eat in your room?: No, I just bring dirty dishes and empty glasses up here to tie the room together
[ HYGIENE ]
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: 2
Do you take a shower daily?: Yes
Do you wear perfume/cologne?: Only when i break rule #2
Do you wear deodorant?: Yes
[ OUTSIDE ]
Do you go outside often?: I try to
Is your lawn green or brown?: Green and brown...
Do you have a patio in the back?: That rotten thing with splinters?
Do you have a one or two (or more) car garage?: I have a two-car driveway
How many trees are in your yard?: 3 i think
[ ABOUT YOU ]
Are you male or female?: Male
Are you sure?: Who the fuck is this question for?
Do you have any piercings?: No
Are you single or married?: Single
Do you like your name?: Shit yea! Chris rules
Do you like lotion? Chapstick?: Like? As much as I "like" toothpaste..
Do you shave your legs?: Oh yeah, every day. Couldn't you tell by my silky smooth baby legs?
[ MISC. ]
Is the sky really blue, or is it white with blue clouds?: It's reflecting the ocean, idioth.
Did that last question confuse you?: No, but i'm wondering who wrote this stupid fucking survey
Do you eat chocolate often?: Not really
Do you have a job?: Depends who you are.
Do you like it?: One of them...
Why or why not?: Classified.
Is your computer slow?: As slow as Terry Schiavo is alive.
Is it nearing death?: 4 years old and it's just getting started.
Have you ever wondered why there is bark on trees?: Yes.
When you kick a tree, does it bruise the tree?: No, but it often bruises me.
Why do cats cover their poop and such?: So the dogs can't track them down.
What do you hear right now?: Spineshank - Grey
What do you smell right now?:
Are you alone in the room?: Yes
Are you at home?: Yes
What a stupid fucking closing question