yay the semester is over! now for a nice night of being in bed and watching tv. was going to go to a baseball game but i wasnt feeling well. the cold thats been trying to attack me all week is taking over. but i have my tv, i have some tea and i have ice cream. things are looking up

umm... sexy scientist woman who kills giant scorpions on a renegade flight gone wrong with a portable defib machine strapped to her back and wielding the two paddles like a pair of brass knuckles

i have no words for that

I'm becoming progressively gayer as i read about and look at pictures of vaginas. dirty nasty vaginas with diseases. even the normal ones. ewww i say.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Today we had a celebrity come into the EACU. I can't disclose who it was here, but lets just say he's a pretty famous newscaster. my group and i were hovering around his room for a while trying to think of ways of going in to meet him. we were ready to go into his room and nominate him to be the subject of a head to toe exam. I was going to ask him ( Read more... )

Today I have been feeling pretty happy. This morning during class, my friend Danielle and I played MASH. Yes, MASH, that game we all played in elementary and middle school when our hopes and dreams were at their highest, before our indeavors were crushed under the 6 inch stilleto heel of life. Before when our eyes were bright and open, when we ( Read more... )

I liberated a cupcake from my apt complex's party tonight and like a genius dropped it on myself... twice. so i decided to clean off the blue icing with a wet paper towel only to have it stain my crotch green (since of course the cupcake had to fall on my shirt and onto my crotch). Go me

Well it's official, I'm a student blogger for the Johns Hopkins School of Nursing. Time to make a fool of myself haha ( Read more... )

So after my little rant fest and a little thinking, I feel a little bit better. Thank you Laura for talking to me and reminding me that we're still able to go on living and trying and that things could be worse. She reminded me that I was trying to do something good and gather the skills and knowledge to be a good nurse. And even though I'm not ( Read more... )

and after 4 hours of doing practice quizes and many more hours spent reading the chapters, I reach an all around record low in quiz scores. oh and today i found out the quizes are worth 25% of my grade. Seriously, what the hell is going on? I guess I'm not as intelligent as I thought I was. And I dont understand why none of my studying is ( Read more... )

i just officially became too stupid for words. i dont understand it. im not ready to be back in school rawrg