Comments | themightyian: Happy Birthday Clair Bear

themightyian

Happy Birthday Clair Bear

Oct 23, 2005 18:56

Well shit, this weekend was a real good one I'd have to say. Friday was Clara's birthday and I was really glad that Angelica was there to help me out and to stand up. It sucks so bad to have to sing for West Side Story with a badass hangover. Josiah thought it was the funniest thing cause he was at the party (though sober) and he knew why I came ( Read more... )

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venom_please October 24 2005, 03:41:15 UTC

oh you'll acknowledge Clara's birthday but not Stephanie's?

love__inabox October 26 2005, 02:07:15 UTC

he was at clara's party

sedated1410 October 26 2005, 03:44:13 UTC

jessica that's not cool!

venom_please October 26 2005, 22:45:53 UTC

I know it's not, but I am. You love me remember?

sedated1410 October 27 2005, 00:56:20 UTC

but still there's no need to say anything. it's not like he shot my dog.

themightyian October 28 2005, 03:53:38 UTC

I didnt know that it was Stephanies' birthday, I'm sorry. Its not like she would care anyway. But just for the record, I do love you Stephanie and Happy Birthday(sorry Im an ass)

venom_please October 28 2005, 04:39:48 UTC

Don't buy it! DON'T BUY IT!

sedated1410 October 29 2005, 00:44:01 UTC

aww Ian! that's sweet of you. and thank you I DO care. and you're not an ass.

venom_please October 31 2005, 00:26:44 UTC

what's this nonsense? You hate him remember?? I won't have this...

sedated1410 October 31 2005, 01:48:28 UTC

It's not nonsense and I DO NOT hate Ian. I only DISLIKED him for a period in time. Don't you recall?

venom_please October 31 2005, 04:01:58 UTC

No I don't recall. You hated him with a fiery passion. Now all of a sudden you love him again. It just happened over night.... wait a minute, if I recall correctly your hatred seemed to have happened overnight as well. Borderline! Border-hopper! Wet back..... q-tips;...... oh god I'm delusional.....

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venom_please November 2 2005, 03:15:10 UTC

There are no secrets. He knows I *HATE* him just like you know I *hate* you.

THE END

sedated1410 November 2 2005, 04:25:41 UTC

which means you LOVE us both. haha.
THE FINALE

venom_please November 2 2005, 23:17:03 UTC

yes I love you both so much that I'll strangle you with a guitar string until you turn bluer than the color of Brian's eyes, and then I'll slit Ian's throat and stand over both your bodies watching you bleed to death at my mercy. And the last thing either of you will ever see is a look of immense satisfaction in my eyes.

It's that good.

I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH! the end (for real)

sedated1410 November 3 2005, 01:00:56 UTC

well I'll FUCKING DROWN you in water bluer than Bryan's eyes. Then marinate you in honey and throw you in a bee sanctuary. Then you can dye with million of bee stings, as Thomas J died, and you can watch me cackle while I record your death on video, wrap the tape, and deliver it to Ian with some microwavable popcorn for his viewing pleasure.

It's that sweet

I hate you too bitch. (THE FINAL AGAIN FUCKER)

I HOPE IAN FUCKING READS THIS.