"my mom would rather I marry a retard than have a long distance relationship." -kat rimjob.

books and shit.

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FLACID, but still cumming.

"i just saw a really lesbian vest" -emily lazo while sitting outside a coffee shop at 1 a.m. stealing wireless

OH YEAH, Jonafin kneed me on the forehead.

& he's making me mention that it was an accident so that he doesn't get sent to yale
and ass jousted.

so much for my 'i fell down the stairs.' our fucking ghost stairs.

woke up with a pool of blood between my legs

aissa: fuck me for clicking the send button already!
jonafin: you know me babe, i'll fuck you for anything.

what i meant to say is that Watson, you are welcome anyfuckingtime. just cum already, my child.

i was scared tonight, but hopefully i didn't suck tooooooooo much. either way, i had tons of flan. andrea rulezzz the chair vagina! and the

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if I can find the scissors