I am glad I had not eaten yet this morning when I read this......

[themishi]

Hey turdburgler, I thought of you when I saw this best of article this morning on Craigslist.
I had to stifle my laugh as not to wake anyone...=p

my white whale - the office mystery shitter!

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[turdburgler]

That's hilarious, as well as scary...!

I once went to the bathroom at a department store and similarly saw a giganto-turd sitting on the fscking SEAT of the toilet (not inside the bowl). I couldn't decide if I should be laughing my ass off or running in terror. But when I think back on it now, it just cracks me up!

[themishi]

HAHHHHAHAH! That shit is nasty! >_<;;;;
I nearly died laughing just now at this one Captain, we've lost a toilet!!!