You make me hungry. You should feed me. Someday I will slaughter children (with you). You = an icky girl. If I saw you now I'd rofl all over the place. I would build a toilet just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my uterus. If I could sing you any song it would be Bach's 9th. We could drink zimas! under the stars. My love for you is like that of a grape.
Love, Someone special :-0 (definately not Erik Runnels
You make me want to kill myself. You should kill yourself first. Someday I will kill people (with you). You=a disgusting pig. If i saw you now I'd kill you. I would build a noose just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my spiritual knife. If I could sing you any song it would be "die motherfucker die". We could drink arsenic under the stars. My love for you is just like that of a love that is lacking.
You make me poo. You should poo. Someday I will poo (with you). You = pooIf I saw you now I'd poo. I would build a poo just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my poo. If I could sing you any song it would be poo. We could drink poo under the stars. My love for you is like that of poo.
Love, Poo
(P.S. poo.)
So... fill it out, i'll fill it out for you. LOVELOVE (i rarely do these things on lj, so... dont hate me.)
"poo" is the only word i could find that would fit in all of them (though even with "poo" one is still a little shaky "i would build a poo just for you")
my original word was "puke" which makes for better drinking under the stars, but poo is easier to build, i suppose.
You make me want to vomit. You should not live. Someday I will halla(with you). You = my foot. If I saw you now I'd PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. I would build a GIANT TURD SANWICH just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my WANGNATOOD. If I could sing you any song it would be GO TO HELL AND DIE. We could drink YOUR FACE under the stars. My love for you is like that of PORKYPINE.
You make me urinate. You should eat shit and die (j/k). Someday I will cover a llama in lard and light it on fire(with you). You = vagina. If I saw you now I'd have diarreia all over myself! I would build a giant weiner out of popsicle sticks and elmers glue. just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my left testicle. If I could sing you any song it would be sexual healing or Oh Holy Nght. We could drink sweat from a fat guy's back_ under the stars. My love for you is like that of a fat kid loves a giant sausage dangled in front of him for 24 hrs then having his mouth sewed shut and given the sauage.
You make me itch. You should get that checked out sometime. Someday I will stop having intercourse (with you). You = itchy. If I saw you now I'd give you herpes cream. I would build an "unclean" colony just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my your herpes are already tatooed all over my body. If I could sing you any song it would be "DEAD PUPPIESSSSS". We could drink after each other under the stars. My love for you is like that of a thousand fiery STDs.
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You make me hungry. You should feed me. Someday I will slaughter children (with you). You = an icky girl. If I saw you now I'd rofl all over the place. I would build a toilet just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my uterus. If I could sing you any song it would be Bach's 9th. We could drink zimas! under the stars. My love for you is like that of a grape.
Love,
Someone special :-0 (definately not Erik Runnels
(P.S. I'm naked.)
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You make me want to kill myself. You should kill yourself first. Someday I will kill people (with you). You=a disgusting pig. If i saw you now I'd kill you. I would build a noose just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my spiritual knife. If I could sing you any song it would be "die motherfucker die". We could drink arsenic under the stars. My love for you is just like that of a love that is lacking.
Love,
Alf Alfa
(P.S. I'm not naked.)
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Love,
Poo
(P.S. poo.)
So... fill it out, i'll fill it out for you.
LOVELOVE (i rarely do these things on lj, so... dont hate me.)
"poo" is the only word i could find that would fit in all of them (though even with "poo" one is still a little shaky "i would build a poo just for you")
my original word was "puke" which makes for better drinking under the stars, but poo is easier to build, i suppose.
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You make me want to vomit. You should not live. Someday I will halla(with you). You = my foot. If I saw you now I'd PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. I would build a GIANT TURD SANWICH just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my WANGNATOOD. If I could sing you any song it would be GO TO HELL AND DIE. We could drink YOUR FACE under the stars. My love for you is like that of PORKYPINE.
(YOU)Love,
EATING POO
(P.S. MURDER.)
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You make me urinate. You should eat shit and die (j/k). Someday I will cover a llama in lard and light it on fire(with you). You = vagina. If I saw you now I'd have diarreia all over myself! I would build a giant weiner out of popsicle sticks and elmers glue. just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my left testicle. If I could sing you any song it would be sexual healing or Oh Holy Nght. We could drink sweat from a fat guy's back_ under the stars. My love for you is like that of a fat kid loves a giant sausage dangled in front of him for 24 hrs then having his mouth sewed shut and given the sauage.
Love,
turd ferguson
(P.S. i killed your family.)
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You make me itch. You should get that checked out sometime. Someday I will stop having intercourse (with you). You = itchy. If I saw you now I'd give you herpes cream. I would build an "unclean" colony just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my your herpes are already tatooed all over my body. If I could sing you any song it would be "DEAD PUPPIESSSSS". We could drink after each other under the stars. My love for you is like that of a thousand fiery STDs.
Love,
Rsteve
(P.S. urinate more often.)
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