☽Phase Sixty-Nine ☾ [Voice]

[themoonuplifts]

Hey, Luceti!  This is Usagi Tsukino, and I want to know if there are any plant-people here!  People that are plants!  Plants that talk!  Anyone?  I've got an important question for you!  Answer as quickly as possible!  ASAP!  [Or don't.  It's not super important, she's just curious.]

No-Ah, I'd like to speak with you!  It's important, and if you don

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[no_use_running]

If you burn the house before I come, I'm released from the deal.

[Voice]

[themoonuplifts]

Nothing is being burnt down, but oh, those poor grilled cheeses, they never stood a chance!

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[no_use_running]

Not if they depend on you, anyway.

[Voice]

[themoonuplifts]

So cruel. Right through the heart! [dramatic sigh that ends with a clatter in the kitchen, she probably took the dramatic too far and knocked something down.]

[7bladesword]

...What?

[themoonuplifts]

I'm going to be your matchmaker.

[7bladesword]

...

...What??

[themoonuplifts]

Matchmaker! O-Oh wait, don't burn don't burn! [she clears her throat after trying to save one of the frying sandwiches. she's really not good at this] I've found someone who would be perfect for you.

[ignore the fact that Usagi has never met No-Ah, and vice versa]

[20abyssinian]

...What are you doing, Usagi?

[themoonuplifts]

Attempting to talk and cook at the same time. Not my best work.

[20abyssinian]

That's putting it mildly.

[themoonuplifts]

I look away for one second or maybe a minute or two, who's counting and they start turning black on the bottom. It shouldn't be this hard! I can multitask! I can cook!

[filtered from everyone ever]

[nottanzanite]

Multitasking clearly isn't your strong suit.

[GUESS WHO IS IN A GOOD MOOD AGAIN.]

[filtered from everyone ever]

[themoonuplifts]

It isn't! I knew this from the start, and yet... The poor cheese.

[Oh. Wait a sec. Zoi-Zoi sounds like he's in a good mood? This is a joyful occasion!]

Feeling better?

[filtered from everyone ever]

[nottanzanite]

Perhaps you should leave cooking to the people who won't set their own houses on fire.

[And you just get a thoughtful hum in response to that. Zoi-Zoi is in a very good mood indeed.]

[filtered from everyone ever]

[themoonuplifts]

I'll have you know that I'd never set the house on fire. I have safety measures put in place. [she learned how to use that Filial water spirit thing.

but, oh my, that hum sounded like a "YES" and that means super bff moments. oh yes, Usagi has been waiting for a joyous Zoi-Zoi for awhile now.]

Kunzite's back?

[voice]

[chikaidestroyer]

Plant-people, Usagi? An interesting request.

[voice]

[themoonuplifts]

Haruki brought it up, believe it or not, and I've got to say he made me curious. I must find a plant-person, or I'll never know what rain is like for one of them! I wonder if rain is like a delicious dinner that doesn't get burnt when you look away for a couple of minutes.

[voice]

[chikaidestroyer]

The taste of rain? [A brief silence as he actually contemplates.] You would also have to consider what it must be like to drink water that didn't arrive as rain. Would they know the difference?

[voice]

[themoonuplifts]

I didn't think about that! [there's a quiet aha noise from her and the sound of her writing] Another thing to add to my list of things to ask. Any other thoughts, Mister Silverberg?