Fictional Memory

[themoreyouclean]

I saw it on sbrande's LJ first, though I'm sure everyone will be doing it imminently

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[sbrande]

Ah who can forget the time the Dark Lord sent us, his most trusted servants, to flush out the Muggle up surging in Lithuania. Those Muggles never knew what hit them. Who knew you were such a deft hand at the Crucio Curse? You even surprised me.

Ah, those were the good old days!

[themoreyouclean]

Bellatrix taught me right before she "went mad." Didn't you ever wonder why I hid out(with the DL's approval of course) after she escaped from prison?

Hee hee hee....

[chibitoaster]

When I hear your name, or if someone's talking about you, I always remember the time we were stuck in the New Orleans airport together. Remember that? God, what a nightmare. Sixteen hours waiting for a flight to get the hell out of there, and then we find out that you're on the "no-fly" list 'cause of your ex-husband's new wife's affiliation with Al-Jazeera television?

Jeez. If it weren't for the Turkish soccer team stuck there with us, I don't know if either of us would have survived.

Too bad about the peanut allergy, though.

[themoreyouclean]

Oh, my... um... well, all I can say is... no comment.

[scatteredlogic]

I remember that night in Rio. We were in that club at the Sofitel, and there was a pretty, pretty guy following us all over the club. I turned my back to get another glass of champagne and the next thing I knew you were gone! As was that pretty boy. You dragged yourself back to our room at eight the next morning with a lame excuse of having to make a really long phone call, but you didn't fool me one bit. ;P

[themoreyouclean]

Well, I did make a phone call! My cell got turned on accidentally, and I was unwittingly broadcasting that whole (wonderful, magical, wet) night to my mother. Now she knows that I'm a total fag hag.

[stupid_drawings]

So, do you remember the time we went dumpster diving just outside of Richmond, Virginia? We found a big industrial dumpster filled with plastic pink flamingoes. There must have been 200 flamingoes in there! We took them and stuck them all in that one yard we had passed that had bright yellow curtains and peeling blue paint. There were so many flamingoes and it took us all night, but by the end of it the yard was completely filled with a sea of flamingoes! I wonder if they kept any of them?

[themoreyouclean]

I heard that they told the Inquirer that it was a message from Forces Out There: The Great Flamingo Revelation.

[themoreyouclean]

Are you kidding? You saved me, dude! Remember how fast that guy booked it outta there after that? I swear, his stink has been smelling up that station ever since.