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[thenaturegirl]

I'm glad I got to school early today. Our paper ran the following article on one of the preachers who frequents campus, blathering distorted views of Christianity for all to hear and make fun of. This is by far the funniest article to appear in the school paper

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[starz404]

"""""Rick began skipping around and chanting, "Sin-sin-sin."

Rick said he used LSD, mescaline and magic mushrooms when he was in high school and that he "became one of Satan's psychotic evangelists, preaching the benefits of music, narcotics and rebellion," according to a pamphlet that he gave to students.""""
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I'm thinking he is still on some of these!

lol
Our campus has one to. I think there is some mad scientist out there mass producing them!

[thenaturegirl]

Well, we know he's at least on pills...Gos-pills! Oh my god I love it.

It's amazing that these people think that they're helping people find religion.

[pstscrpt]

I think we had the very same guy at Western Michigan in 1995. The crowd that gathered to listen was great for recruiting for the Students For Satan Coalition. (In retrospect, we should've just called it the blasphemy club.)

[sndman16]

We have a lot of on campus evangilists who come and talk about Christ, but I never stick around long enough to hear them start to bash the things that I love and call me evil for loving them.

After mentioning the Beatles' song "I Want To Hold Your Hand," Rick gave a warning to females.

"Be very cautious about this pre-marital hand-holding business," Rick said. "Later on, he'll want to hold and fondle other things."

That's by far the funniest thing that I have heard all day, and even though it is not even 11 in the morning yet, I'd say it will hold out for the rest of the day.

By the way, who is the young black gentleman depicted in your icon. I only ask because, it looks like Webster who fucking loves coloring.

[thenaturegirl]

Pre-marital hand-holding business...*tisk tisk*

I don't know who is in the icon, I just think it's awesome!

[leere_form]

you icon is indeed awesome, it totally made me laugh =D

also i think this guy is helping to depopularize christianity, bwahahaha.