Leprechaun Cooking!

[theneverhood]

SNow!? no.. no just dust.

It's my hopes that everyone is fine and well.

Ah How do you do Sir?  I am Well Sir.     And your dear friend Sir? Not as well Sir.  Pity. quite.

Happily, the wee green shell fish met up with his lobster friends. And they had a tiny party, that only shell fish and lobsters could attend.  And so Peter the

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[lu_cky_13]

Cheese!
Elmo.
Adan sandler.
Muse.
Neo.
Nessy.

[batman_awayy]

"I'm oh so sorry about the lamp, madam, but, you see, I have epilepsy and well...the convulsions are mighty terrible and it just so happens that an elf by the name of Phyllis decided to bring her gang of mutant ninja elves...and well...it was an awful sight...they brought seven hundred strobe lights into your humble household here and well...the Keeblers came too...and you know that no one can resist those Vienna Fingers...and quite frankly it was a terrible scene. And one of those elves decided to bring along their friend Fredrick, who by golly just recently joined the oh so wonderful activist group PETA, and destroyed your lamp with a cotton swab and twelve vegetarian sandwiches (made of tofu...not my favorite snack, but whatever floats your boat) in spite of the Chinese for the insistence to eat dog...and then, I ordered them all to leave that very instant, and in shock from the commotion and partly due to the seizures, fell upon the shards while they scurried from the house...and so here I am, and although it looks like it was my

[theneverhood]

Korea eat dog. not china cookie.
you must be guilty, precious

[batman_awayy]

*snaps* Dagnabbit! Shame is now my middle name. I should've done more research...I would like to apologize to the country of China and to Keebler Inc...and to Panda Express, because well, their Chinese food rocks.

[batman_awayy]

Ok! I've researched and although there is a huge dog-eating controversy in Korea, Korea is not the only country whose citizens eat dog...many countries in southwest Asia and the Pacific islands do too. And according to http://www.animalsasia.org/index.php?module=3&lg=en, China is the biggest dog eating country in the world. So, there you go.

[_fire_at_will__]

you are turning into matt with all the weird randomness about fish or whatever-speaking of which-WHERES MY BEN AND JERRYS?!?!?!?! GREAT FRIEND YOU ARE!!!

I wouldn't make an excuse, Id Run.

fuck that-ELMO, winnie!!! the pooh has a thing for men ::wink::
Sandler is too old now
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE-did you even need to ask?
well...keanu reeves has been known to kick ass in such great oscar winners such as "Constantine", " Bud and Teds Excellent Adventure" and who could forget "The Matrix"
Japanese scientist explac.....explaced detinators at the bottom of lake lochness to blow nessy out of the water.

POWER TO JC!!!!!!! how come alexa is so special and she gets all her comments replied to?

[becksmadrid22]

i believe it is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[theneverhood]

I believe we did have a Icescream partay... and watched the jacket.

If you havn't seen The Jacket, don't bother renting it... Just BUY the damn thing it is incredible!

yay Adrien!

[claytongraham]

elmo. that fucker got caught on a fire ladder, that takes balls my dear sir.
Jimmy Fallon because he can do a good adam sandler impression, and adam sandler cant do a jimmy fallon impression. and also cause leatherman is the funniest shit ever.
Muse. Absolution was hands down the greatest album last year. No disrespect to mcr but muse is just overall a better band.
Neo, cause when that fucker got in trouble he handled it himself, he didnt go hide in a corner crying like a girl, no he would fight em not going "oh save me somebody"
Dubya. you can laugh at him but if you laugh at nessie your just an asshole.

[anonymous]

Normally on a sleepless night I'd answer your questions with rather unfunny fatigue induced explanations, but tonight, I'm doing something different.

I'm going streaking across livejournal.com

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~Ryan.