on the hit list (wanted in the telephone book)

[thenewlondoner]

Title: on the hit list (wanted in the telephone book)
Pairing: Taeil/Jihoon, Zico/Jaehyo
Group: Block B
Rating: R? More like PG-13 you nerds.
Notes: A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A B.A.P TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC? I'm suffering a weird fiception rn. I couldn't read the original Block B fic bc the whole journal looks deleted

Comments

[yakiseop]

From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung

he kissed me11!!1

From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon

it is 4 am go away

From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung

HE CALLED ME HIS BOyFREIDN

From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo JiSHUT UP

4 AM! GO AWAY

I absolutely lost my shit at this. All of it.

From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung

stop jaehyo at all costs

From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk

are you talking to me again?

From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung

EMERGENCY MEASURES

From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk

soju?

From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung

i think its a vodka situation

gone gone forever and ever to infinity and beyond

[thenewlondoner]

YAY! omg I'm glad you enjoyed it hahaha all of jihoon's idiocy and all of jaehyo's and basically all of block b's!!! i bet they would be hilarious whilst drunk hehe. thank you for reading!

[hitamyu]

ukwon-the-normal-one is the best!!!
thanks, laughed a lot :DD

[kalopsia]

This was such a fun read!! I read the B.A.P fic this was inspired by a while ago, and I loved it, and now I love this too! I'm only just getting into Block B now (so late! but I am close to becoming smitten), and this is basically the first fic I read for this fandom that's exclusively them (and what a great start). I haven't watched too many of their shows/appearances yet, and there's probably a lot of in fandom jokes here i don't get, but from what I've seen of them thus far I feel like this kind of idiocy isn't even that far off??

From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung

HE GROPED ME

From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo

u disappoint me.

Kyung is such a fucking gem in this entire fic. I live a Park Kyung appreciation life <3 And I cracked up at the Jaehyo's weird thing of Taeil (in this fic and irl). Also, I don't know if this is just in the fic, or in real life too, but I didn't know Minhyuk lived with his parents + JaeCo were roomies. Assumed they all lived together.

Anyway. Loved this!!

[yeo_ubi]

This was so so awesome i want to just kneel at your awesomeness *kneels + prostrates self*

Thank you beautiful person! I was reading this outside and it was embarrassing how much i was giggling i bet ppl thought i was reading porn or something XDD

[thenewlondoner]

noooooo omg thank you!!! hahahaha omg i wish there was more porn to giggle at but this is sadly so PG hehe thank you for reading and giggling at it! :)