i'm going to bermuda tomorrow for a four day vacation. i don't know anyone there, and i didn't know how expensive the island was until after i bought the ticket. i may illegally camp out on the beach. here's to not getting arrested!

i've cut caffeine out of my diet, but i'm still not feeling fully awake. any suggestions?

"free time is as valuable as money"

"one must manage his time as he does his money"

this may be more important later

i just got an ibook g4. this is the last of me using fucking bobst library to check my fucking email. hurray for wireless!

I just have to realize and accept that I am going to have a major shitfest before an audition, and position myself accordingly under Dave's Mom. No, I mean, have a little extra time to allow for that. Because, whatever, that's my method. Fuck you Strasberg, I'ma go shit and remember that other time before an audition when I shat, and maybe cry a ( Read more... )

Why does the Southeast entrance to the Union Square subway always smell like homeless? Even if no one's around?

My egestive track goes a bit nutty before an audition ( Read more... )

i did have something to say...

Here's one for overheardinnewyork.com

Dude #1: Sometimes when it's erect you can't tell.
Chicks #1 and #2 in unison: That's true.

i now know what it feels to be purged. that feeling occurs when, having food poisoning, you find yourself puking in the sink, because you have diarrhea in the can. i bet i'ma size 3 now.