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[thengel]

My son wants me to "post more" to determine whether or not I have a personality.

I don't. Sorry.

I keep getting these envelopes with skulls and crossbones all over them in my mailbox. Fucking junk mail. Probably a sweepstakes or something. I hear a lot about Gabriel Byrne looking for me, too. Freaks. I'm going to go watch Happy Days now.

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You!

[papa_denethor]

You, sir, are under arrest. Surrender or be taken by force.

[thengel]

Hahaha, that Fonzie... oh, hi.

Uh, what's the charge?

[papa_denethor]

breaking out of Mandos.

Theoden copped to helping you escape.

[thengel]

That lying little shit. He wasn't anywhere near Mandos when I came back. My son had no idea that I was alive again until I told him.