Chat Episodes: Unicorn And the Wasp
Summary: Just a little chat spoof of Series 4 episodes. I play Donna, and huddycrazy1331 plays The Doctor. This was made entirely out of boredom and the need for amusement.
Warning: lots and lots of internet lingo and cursing, sexual references and references to Robot Unicorn Attack, and a loopy internet Doctor.
Spoilers: Unicorn And the Wasp
Donna says: (4:41:56 PM)
OMFGG 1920s.
TehDoctah says: (4:42:11 PM)
Yeah! Isn't it just awesomesauce?
Donna says: (4:42:25 PM)
Totes.
TehDoctah says: (4:42:50 PM)
My nose told me where we were by the way. Cause I'm that awesome.
Donna says: (4:43:09 PM)
freak.
TehDoctah says: (4:43:28 PM)
You love it.
TehDoctah says: (4:43:42 PM)
OHEMGEE
TehDoctah says: (4:43:44 PM)
LOOK!
Donna says: (4:43:47 PM)
WOT?
TehDoctah says: (4:43:51 PM)
It's a pimped out CAR!
Donna says: (4:43:58 PM)
:O
TehDoctah says: (4:44:15 PM)
I wants one *g*
Donna says: (4:44:42 PM)
who wouldn't prefer that to a blue police box
TehDoctah says: (4:45:13 PM)
Hey! I'll have you know that this baby has been on PimpMyTardis back in my early days ;D
Donna says: (4:45:46 PM)
well I'm going to get dressed ; 1920s partay ftw! no peeking k.
TehDoctah says: (4:46:00 PM)
Darn.
Donna says: (4:46:22 PM)
*exits TARDIS* hot or not?
TehDoctah says: (4:46:22 PM)
Dancin' with myseeeelf
TehDoctah says: (4:46:36 PM)
Dancin- Oh! Hey! You're back!
TehDoctah says: (4:46:41 PM)
Hmmmm...
TehDoctah says: (4:46:46 PM)
HAWT
Donna says: (4:46:53 PM)
8D whythankye.
TehDoctah says: (4:47:08 PM)
Now come on. Let's go get our freak on.
Donna says: (4:47:13 PM)
rawr
TehDoctah says: (4:47:19 PM)
purr
TehDoctah says: (4:48:18 PM)
So like we're gonna go say hi to that old blonde lady over there k? Yo, blonde chick! We're totes invited to dis shindig.
Donna says: (4:48:41 PM)
Gotta love that psychic paper.
TehDoctah says: (4:48:56 PM)
Ya. Don't eat it though. Bad idea.
TehDoctah says: (4:49:22 PM)
Omg look! There's another blonde chick over there. Omg, we're in california...
TehDoctah says: (4:50:06 PM)
Wait, don't i know her? ...
TehDoctah says: (4:50:17 PM)
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK. IT'S AGATHA CHRISTIE!!!
Donna says: (4:50:23 PM)
=OOOOOOOOOOO
Donna says: (4:50:29 PM)
Fuck she thinks we're a couple.
TehDoctah says: (4:50:53 PM)
Course she does babe ;D
Donna says: (4:50:59 PM)
....
TehDoctah says: (4:51:01 PM)
LULZ
Donna says: (4:51:21 PM)
OMG a murder.
TehDoctah says: (4:51:44 PM)
ZOMG A UNICORN. SPARKLES.
Donna says: (4:51:59 PM)
Robot Unicorn attack?
TehDoctah says: (4:52:06 PM)
You know it.
TehDoctah says: (4:52:17 PM)
Aaaaaalways, I wanna be with youuuu
Donna says: (4:52:35 PM)
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH, LOVE.
Donna says: (4:52:39 PM)
back to the murder....
TehDoctah says: (4:52:42 PM)
right.
Donna says: (4:52:52 PM)
does anyone stop to think that the big lead pipe is a clue?
TehDoctah says: (4:53:08 PM)
Pffft naw...
TehDoctah says: (4:53:22 PM)
The dust bunny on the rug is a much more interesting subject.
Donna says: (4:53:34 PM)
course it is.
TehDoctah says: (4:54:23 PM)
My porn senses are tingling.
Donna says: (4:54:55 PM)
Yup, he was totally reading his gentlemen magazines.
Donna says: (4:55:06 PM)
I think the son over there was snogging with one of the waiters or whatever.
TehDoctah says: (4:55:22 PM)
How queer.
Donna says: (4:55:39 PM)
You're one to talk :|
TehDoctah says: (4:55:49 PM)
I'm not queer!!
Donna says: (4:56:11 PM)
sure.
Donna says: (4:56:20 PM)
You know Prop 8 has been overturned in California?
TehDoctah says: (4:56:36 PM)
I would screw you over this desk right now if some dead guy wasn't in the room.
Donna says: (4:57:21 PM)
.......... I'll go over and investigate with this huge magnifying glass now. Bye!
TehDoctah says: (4:57:43 PM)
That magnifying glass isn't the only thing that's huge!
Donna says: (4:57:50 PM)
BYE DOCTOR.
TehDoctah says: (4:58:07 PM)
I was talking about the DESK...
TehDoctah says: (4:58:11 PM)
......
Donna says: (4:58:12 PM)
-__________-
TehDoctah says: (4:58:16 PM)
Dancin with mehself
TehDoctah says: (4:58:19 PM)
mhm
Donna says: (4:58:23 PM)
OH MY SHIT GIANT WASP
TehDoctah says: (4:58:30 PM)
Dancin with myseeelf- HUH WUT?
Donna says: (4:58:40 PM)
ASDFGHJKL;'
TehDoctah says: (4:58:47 PM)
Agatha, stay back. I don't want you getting hurt!
Donna says: (4:59:39 PM)
Stop trying to bed the bestselling author and LOOK AT THIS FLIPPIN STINGER.
TehDoctah says: (4:59:51 PM)
I've seen bigger...
Donna says: (5:00:24 PM)
I don't want to know where from.
TehDoctah says: (5:00:37 PM)
LULZ
TehDoctah says: (5:00:44 PM)
OMFG
TehDoctah says: (5:00:46 PM)
OH GAWD
TehDoctah says: (5:01:21 PM)
QUICK. I NEED HOT CHEETOS, MELONS AND A HAWT MAKE OUT SESSION TO GET MORE VIEWS. OH YEAH: AND I'M DYING.
Donna says: (5:01:45 PM)
Don't you mean ginger beer, walnuts, anchovies and a shock?
TehDoctah says: (5:02:08 PM)
NO. HOT CHEETOS. MELONS. HAWT MAKE OUT SESSION. DO YOU WAAAANT ME TO DIE?
TehDoctah says: (5:02:15 PM)
... LULZ. *CHOKES*
Donna says: (5:02:37 PM)
*shrugs* I did have cheetos and melons earlier, so.
Donna says: (5:02:41 PM)
*GRABS AND SNOGS LIKE NO TOMORROW*
TehDoctah says: (5:02:51 PM)
yummy.
TehDoctah says: (5:03:07 PM)
OH. EM. GEE...
TehDoctah says: (5:03:17 PM)
I NEEDS TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN.
Donna says: (5:03:24 PM)
*stares*
TehDoctah says: (5:03:40 PM)
Wut? It was hawt.
Donna says: (5:03:53 PM)
anyhoo.
Donna says: (5:04:30 PM)
This dinner looks lovely 8D
TehDoctah says: (5:04:39 PM)
Omg. Someone's dead.
Donna says: (5:04:46 PM)
OH SHITE.
Donna says: (5:04:59 PM)
Well Niles sure didn't do it.
TehDoctah says: (5:05:17 PM)
Naw, he and CC were upstairs. Anyhoo...
TehDoctah says: (5:05:48 PM)
Yankees look good this season.
Donna says: (5:05:55 PM)
Don't they?
TehDoctah says: (5:06:55 PM)
So um, we are gathered here today, in this creepy looking room, to join these peeps in holy interrogation leading to major asswhoopin
Donna says: (5:07:16 PM)
*munches on fewd*
TehDoctah says: (5:08:15 PM)
agatha, sit down. im takin this one.
TehDoctah says: (5:08:25 PM)
k so i say it was you. the queer!
TehDoctah says: (5:08:31 PM)
no not you, the other queer.
Donna says: (5:08:45 PM)
There are more than one?
TehDoctah says: (5:09:05 PM)
Nowadays, yah.
Donna says: (5:09:22 PM)
or as long RTD writes these episodes.
TehDoctah says: (5:10:18 PM)
But it wasn't really the queer. It was TEH MEXICAN JUNKIE.
Donna says: (5:10:26 PM)
WHO?
TehDoctah says: (5:11:07 PM)
LULZ. jk peeps, tis the priest dude. ASSWHOOPIN TIEMS!
Donna says: (5:11:33 PM)
Dude dude dude he's buzzing
TehDoctah says: (5:11:49 PM)
He's got AT&T.
Donna says: (5:12:29 PM)
See, this is what you get when you have unprotected interspecies sex.
TehDoctah says: (5:13:23 PM)
Yes blonde chick, of course we knew. We're not daft! Your face totes says "sexbeast" especially the "beast" part.
Donna says: (5:13:40 PM)
YO THE WASP BE GETTIN' AWAY.
TehDoctah says: (5:14:13 PM)
DIS CALLS FOR SUM SPEEDCHASE ACTION.
TehDoctah says: (5:14:17 PM)
vroomvroom
Donna says: (5:14:30 PM)
*chases Wasp and Agatha's car at 20 mph*
TehDoctah says: (5:15:05 PM)
Dat bitch be crazay homes.
Donna says: (5:15:49 PM)
okay, this gargantic bee is pissing me off. *grabs glowing necklace thing into water*
Donna says: (5:15:54 PM)
Wow, it worked.
TehDoctah says: (5:16:23 PM)
ZOMG. TEH DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. Wait... GTFO OUR SHOW.
Donna says: (5:16:41 PM)
Sure Bubbles
TehDoctah says: (5:17:16 PM)
You slice through me like Butter. Fancy a Cup of vodka?
Donna says: (5:17:51 PM)
......ahahahahahahahahh... NO.
TehDoctah says: (5:18:10 PM)
WAIT BISH. WHERE'S AGATHA?!!?
Donna says: (5:18:33 PM)
uhhhhh
Donna says: (5:18:35 PM)
crap.
TehDoctah says: (5:18:57 PM)
Crap is for Americans.
Donna says: (5:18:58 PM)
WELL THE DAY IS SAVED AND AGATHA RESUMES BEING KICKASS AUTHOR TIL YEAR 5 BILLION.
Donna says: (5:18:59 PM)
The end.
TehDoctah says: (5:19:13 PM)
WAIT WAIT
TehDoctah says: (5:19:21 PM)
I didn't gots to say goodbye ;_;
TehDoctah says: (5:19:41 PM)
So um, Agathaaaaaaa. I LOBE YOUZ.
TehDoctah says: (5:19:47 PM)
Ok, now EL FIN.
Donna says: (5:19:52 PM)
*facepalm*
TehDoctah says: (5:20:57 PM)
Fancy a shag now?
Donna says: (5:21:02 PM)
*shrugs* sure.
Warning: lots and lots of internet lingo and cursing, sexual references and references to Robot Unicorn Attack, and a loopy internet Doctor.
Spoilers: Unicorn And the Wasp
Donna says: (4:41:56 PM)
OMFGG 1920s.
TehDoctah says: (4:42:11 PM)
Yeah! Isn't it just awesomesauce?
Donna says: (4:42:25 PM)
Totes.
TehDoctah says: (4:42:50 PM)
My nose told me where we were by the way. Cause I'm that awesome.
Donna says: (4:43:09 PM)
freak.
TehDoctah says: (4:43:28 PM)
You love it.
TehDoctah says: (4:43:42 PM)
OHEMGEE
TehDoctah says: (4:43:44 PM)
LOOK!
Donna says: (4:43:47 PM)
WOT?
TehDoctah says: (4:43:51 PM)
It's a pimped out CAR!
Donna says: (4:43:58 PM)
:O
TehDoctah says: (4:44:15 PM)
I wants one *g*
Donna says: (4:44:42 PM)
who wouldn't prefer that to a blue police box
TehDoctah says: (4:45:13 PM)
Hey! I'll have you know that this baby has been on PimpMyTardis back in my early days ;D
Donna says: (4:45:46 PM)
well I'm going to get dressed ; 1920s partay ftw! no peeking k.
TehDoctah says: (4:46:00 PM)
Darn.
Donna says: (4:46:22 PM)
*exits TARDIS* hot or not?
TehDoctah says: (4:46:22 PM)
Dancin' with myseeeelf
TehDoctah says: (4:46:36 PM)
Dancin- Oh! Hey! You're back!
TehDoctah says: (4:46:41 PM)
Hmmmm...
TehDoctah says: (4:46:46 PM)
HAWT
Donna says: (4:46:53 PM)
8D whythankye.
TehDoctah says: (4:47:08 PM)
Now come on. Let's go get our freak on.
Donna says: (4:47:13 PM)
rawr
TehDoctah says: (4:47:19 PM)
purr
TehDoctah says: (4:48:18 PM)
So like we're gonna go say hi to that old blonde lady over there k? Yo, blonde chick! We're totes invited to dis shindig.
Donna says: (4:48:41 PM)
Gotta love that psychic paper.
TehDoctah says: (4:48:56 PM)
Ya. Don't eat it though. Bad idea.
TehDoctah says: (4:49:22 PM)
Omg look! There's another blonde chick over there. Omg, we're in california...
TehDoctah says: (4:50:06 PM)
Wait, don't i know her? ...
TehDoctah says: (4:50:17 PM)
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK. IT'S AGATHA CHRISTIE!!!
Donna says: (4:50:23 PM)
=OOOOOOOOOOO
Donna says: (4:50:29 PM)
Fuck she thinks we're a couple.
TehDoctah says: (4:50:53 PM)
Course she does babe ;D
Donna says: (4:50:59 PM)
....
TehDoctah says: (4:51:01 PM)
LULZ
Donna says: (4:51:21 PM)
OMG a murder.
TehDoctah says: (4:51:44 PM)
ZOMG A UNICORN. SPARKLES.
Donna says: (4:51:59 PM)
Robot Unicorn attack?
TehDoctah says: (4:52:06 PM)
You know it.
TehDoctah says: (4:52:17 PM)
Aaaaaalways, I wanna be with youuuu
Donna says: (4:52:35 PM)
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH, LOVE.
Donna says: (4:52:39 PM)
back to the murder....
TehDoctah says: (4:52:42 PM)
right.
Donna says: (4:52:52 PM)
does anyone stop to think that the big lead pipe is a clue?
TehDoctah says: (4:53:08 PM)
Pffft naw...
TehDoctah says: (4:53:22 PM)
The dust bunny on the rug is a much more interesting subject.
Donna says: (4:53:34 PM)
course it is.
TehDoctah says: (4:54:23 PM)
My porn senses are tingling.
Donna says: (4:54:55 PM)
Yup, he was totally reading his gentlemen magazines.
Donna says: (4:55:06 PM)
I think the son over there was snogging with one of the waiters or whatever.
TehDoctah says: (4:55:22 PM)
How queer.
Donna says: (4:55:39 PM)
You're one to talk :|
TehDoctah says: (4:55:49 PM)
I'm not queer!!
Donna says: (4:56:11 PM)
sure.
Donna says: (4:56:20 PM)
You know Prop 8 has been overturned in California?
TehDoctah says: (4:56:36 PM)
I would screw you over this desk right now if some dead guy wasn't in the room.
Donna says: (4:57:21 PM)
.......... I'll go over and investigate with this huge magnifying glass now. Bye!
TehDoctah says: (4:57:43 PM)
That magnifying glass isn't the only thing that's huge!
Donna says: (4:57:50 PM)
BYE DOCTOR.
TehDoctah says: (4:58:07 PM)
I was talking about the DESK...
TehDoctah says: (4:58:11 PM)
......
Donna says: (4:58:12 PM)
-__________-
TehDoctah says: (4:58:16 PM)
Dancin with mehself
TehDoctah says: (4:58:19 PM)
mhm
Donna says: (4:58:23 PM)
OH MY SHIT GIANT WASP
TehDoctah says: (4:58:30 PM)
Dancin with myseeelf- HUH WUT?
Donna says: (4:58:40 PM)
ASDFGHJKL;'
TehDoctah says: (4:58:47 PM)
Agatha, stay back. I don't want you getting hurt!
Donna says: (4:59:39 PM)
Stop trying to bed the bestselling author and LOOK AT THIS FLIPPIN STINGER.
TehDoctah says: (4:59:51 PM)
I've seen bigger...
Donna says: (5:00:24 PM)
I don't want to know where from.
TehDoctah says: (5:00:37 PM)
LULZ
TehDoctah says: (5:00:44 PM)
OMFG
TehDoctah says: (5:00:46 PM)
OH GAWD
TehDoctah says: (5:01:21 PM)
QUICK. I NEED HOT CHEETOS, MELONS AND A HAWT MAKE OUT SESSION TO GET MORE VIEWS. OH YEAH: AND I'M DYING.
Donna says: (5:01:45 PM)
Don't you mean ginger beer, walnuts, anchovies and a shock?
TehDoctah says: (5:02:08 PM)
NO. HOT CHEETOS. MELONS. HAWT MAKE OUT SESSION. DO YOU WAAAANT ME TO DIE?
TehDoctah says: (5:02:15 PM)
... LULZ. *CHOKES*
Donna says: (5:02:37 PM)
*shrugs* I did have cheetos and melons earlier, so.
Donna says: (5:02:41 PM)
*GRABS AND SNOGS LIKE NO TOMORROW*
TehDoctah says: (5:02:51 PM)
yummy.
TehDoctah says: (5:03:07 PM)
OH. EM. GEE...
TehDoctah says: (5:03:17 PM)
I NEEDS TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN.
Donna says: (5:03:24 PM)
*stares*
TehDoctah says: (5:03:40 PM)
Wut? It was hawt.
Donna says: (5:03:53 PM)
anyhoo.
Donna says: (5:04:30 PM)
This dinner looks lovely 8D
TehDoctah says: (5:04:39 PM)
Omg. Someone's dead.
Donna says: (5:04:46 PM)
OH SHITE.
Donna says: (5:04:59 PM)
Well Niles sure didn't do it.
TehDoctah says: (5:05:17 PM)
Naw, he and CC were upstairs. Anyhoo...
TehDoctah says: (5:05:48 PM)
Yankees look good this season.
Donna says: (5:05:55 PM)
Don't they?
TehDoctah says: (5:06:55 PM)
So um, we are gathered here today, in this creepy looking room, to join these peeps in holy interrogation leading to major asswhoopin
Donna says: (5:07:16 PM)
*munches on fewd*
TehDoctah says: (5:08:15 PM)
agatha, sit down. im takin this one.
TehDoctah says: (5:08:25 PM)
k so i say it was you. the queer!
TehDoctah says: (5:08:31 PM)
no not you, the other queer.
Donna says: (5:08:45 PM)
There are more than one?
TehDoctah says: (5:09:05 PM)
Nowadays, yah.
Donna says: (5:09:22 PM)
or as long RTD writes these episodes.
TehDoctah says: (5:10:18 PM)
But it wasn't really the queer. It was TEH MEXICAN JUNKIE.
Donna says: (5:10:26 PM)
WHO?
TehDoctah says: (5:11:07 PM)
LULZ. jk peeps, tis the priest dude. ASSWHOOPIN TIEMS!
Donna says: (5:11:33 PM)
Dude dude dude he's buzzing
TehDoctah says: (5:11:49 PM)
He's got AT&T.
Donna says: (5:12:29 PM)
See, this is what you get when you have unprotected interspecies sex.
TehDoctah says: (5:13:23 PM)
Yes blonde chick, of course we knew. We're not daft! Your face totes says "sexbeast" especially the "beast" part.
Donna says: (5:13:40 PM)
YO THE WASP BE GETTIN' AWAY.
TehDoctah says: (5:14:13 PM)
DIS CALLS FOR SUM SPEEDCHASE ACTION.
TehDoctah says: (5:14:17 PM)
vroomvroom
Donna says: (5:14:30 PM)
*chases Wasp and Agatha's car at 20 mph*
TehDoctah says: (5:15:05 PM)
Dat bitch be crazay homes.
Donna says: (5:15:49 PM)
okay, this gargantic bee is pissing me off. *grabs glowing necklace thing into water*
Donna says: (5:15:54 PM)
Wow, it worked.
TehDoctah says: (5:16:23 PM)
ZOMG. TEH DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. Wait... GTFO OUR SHOW.
Donna says: (5:16:41 PM)
Sure Bubbles
TehDoctah says: (5:17:16 PM)
You slice through me like Butter. Fancy a Cup of vodka?
Donna says: (5:17:51 PM)
......ahahahahahahahahh... NO.
TehDoctah says: (5:18:10 PM)
WAIT BISH. WHERE'S AGATHA?!!?
Donna says: (5:18:33 PM)
uhhhhh
Donna says: (5:18:35 PM)
crap.
TehDoctah says: (5:18:57 PM)
Crap is for Americans.
Donna says: (5:18:58 PM)
WELL THE DAY IS SAVED AND AGATHA RESUMES BEING KICKASS AUTHOR TIL YEAR 5 BILLION.
Donna says: (5:18:59 PM)
The end.
TehDoctah says: (5:19:13 PM)
WAIT WAIT
TehDoctah says: (5:19:21 PM)
I didn't gots to say goodbye ;_;
TehDoctah says: (5:19:41 PM)
So um, Agathaaaaaaa. I LOBE YOUZ.
TehDoctah says: (5:19:47 PM)
Ok, now EL FIN.
Donna says: (5:19:52 PM)
*facepalm*
TehDoctah says: (5:20:57 PM)
Fancy a shag now?
Donna says: (5:21:02 PM)
*shrugs* sure.