me:  So what's for lunch?

Danica:  Wow, "your mom" would be a terrible answer.

me:  HAW

Blarg

Guy: Hey! You wanna make a new keyboard?
Guy2: Yeah, but I don't like money. Let's move some of the keys around in subtle ways so anyone who's used a keyboard for more than a month will totally fuck up typing all the time ( Read more... )

( His Father's Son. )

92M: Mortuary Affairs Specialist ( Read more... )

Youtube is fucking mean.


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SO glad I'm not an Iraqi.

Or a Marine.


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me: Do laundry tomorrow
I need shoits

Danica: I was planning on doing it today, since you need shirts.

me: shoits

Danica: Shoits, whatever.

The Time has come.

Danica: Reading about co-sleeping: Do not sleep with your baby if... #  You are extremely obese. Obesity itself may cause sleep apnea in the mother, in addition to the smothering danger of pendulous breasts and large fat rolls.