re: West Brom managers. I think, I think, I see a pattern forming.
Y'see, reading this, I realised that I could possibly be considered the world's most aggrivating timekeeper; the kind that doesn't have a watch, won't get around to buying one, yet continually pesters other people for the time.
I blame that fawning sycophant Ben Jonson for a start.
David Garrick did a bloody good job in the C18 too, getting a 'Bard' memorial erected in Westminster Abbey and organising his Shakespeare Festival in Stratford etc. (Ugh, don't ya love people who call him 'The Baaard'?!)
My watch broke a little while ago and I was lost without it: I was utterly chuffed when I bought a lovely new one. But oddly, I seem to've become so used to never looking at my wrist, I still keep asking other people what the time is.. and usually these are the friends who don't own watches themselves, so they're already digging out their mobile phones to check for me by the time I remember that I'VE got the time on my own wrist. (Me = Idiot)
Ah, I'll have to look up that odious character. I know, and the Bard of Avon, no less! What a fucking honour. I think there should be a similar term for his audiences: "the Bored".
I've been looking at my wrist all week, I can't keep myself from doing it. I must come across as slightly infantile.
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I think, I think, I see a pattern forming.
Y'see, reading this, I realised that I could possibly be considered the world's most aggrivating timekeeper; the kind that doesn't have a watch, won't get around to buying one, yet continually pesters other people for the time.
It's fun being me sometimes :)
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Haha, you're not one of those who asks the time, then asks it again two minutes later are you?
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I can upload it if you like...?
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(If you get this comment three times I apologise)
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David Garrick did a bloody good job in the C18 too, getting a 'Bard' memorial erected in Westminster Abbey and organising his Shakespeare Festival in Stratford etc. (Ugh, don't ya love people who call him 'The Baaard'?!)
My watch broke a little while ago and I was lost without it: I was utterly chuffed when I bought a lovely new one. But oddly, I seem to've become so used to never looking at my wrist, I still keep asking other people what the time is.. and usually these are the friends who don't own watches themselves, so they're already digging out their mobile phones to check for me by the time I remember that I'VE got the time on my own wrist. (Me = Idiot)
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I've been looking at my wrist all week, I can't keep myself from doing it. I must come across as slightly infantile.
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