The FA Cup final: an autosummary.

[thenorthernline]

Epic panning shot of the "Wembley Arch". Heavenly choirs of angels. Swirling skies. Sir Stanley Matthews. Lord Nelson. Lord Beaverbrook. Sir Winston Churchill. Lady Diana. Henry Cooper. FA suits feel the pressure lifting and resume sexual harrassment of secretaries. Lord Foster gives guided tour. Proud announcement that new Wembley has more toilets

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[metafisica]

new Wembley has more toilets than any building in the world

This still fascinates me. What was the previous record holder?

[thenorthernline]

I'm not sure. I tried to look it up but nowhere else seems willing to accept this dubious 'accolade'. If you find out, write in and win a mystery star prize!

[ems]

Metaquoted! Nobody will get it because they're all American, but hey. :D

[schiaparelli]

Jose Mourinho continues to remind of 'Pepe the Prawn' from The Muppets.

So true! So true!

My dad was all chuffed because the BBC man described the shuffling, slow-moving queue of fans as, 'Pretty much like March of the Penguins.' That IS a good description.