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[thenpaxtongoes]

What? College? WHAT?!

Whose basement can I live in when this doesn't work out?
I know you offered, Presence. But I'd feel bad.

Oh, and someone buy me this.

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[blackisslimming]

MY BASEMENT IS FULL ANYWAY. SORRY.

I'll just steal Olive. She and I get along.

[thenpaxtongoes]

C'MON! PLEASE!? I'LL KILL HER RIGHT NOW IF OYU DON'T SAY YES! AND THEN PURPOSELY FAIL COLLEGE!

[blackisslimming]

You are sick. You know I love Olive.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HER.

[To Olive: Dear Sweet Olive. Hold out, for I will be there to save you soon. Don't let nasty old meany Paxty hurt you. I will care for you soon!]

P.

[thenpaxtongoes]

You're making things worse for her.

[onbrokenwings07]

It'll work.
If not, just go anyways.
The worst they can say is "Security!"

[thenpaxtongoes]

Then I'll just.. Get you to protect me!

[onbrokenwings07]

Never.
I really don't think anyone would notice if you just sat in the classes.
But then again, you wouldn't get a grade.

[thenpaxtongoes]

I could steal someone's diploma on graduation day.

[soulvagina]

You're going to college?
WHAT?! WHAT?!

[thenpaxtongoes]

MAYBE :(

[blackisslimming]

DEFINITELY.

Skippy.

[thenpaxtongoes]

BLAHAFAWFAWFGAW