So funny.

Aug 22, 2005 00:20

Ok, so this shit is some funny stuff. A convo with Chrissy about the 6th Harry Potter book.

Maddie McP: i finished the 6th harry potter book
jtjumbelic: YAY
Maddie McP: haha
Maddie McP: you have read it correct?
jtjumbelic: yup.
Maddie McP: ok. good.
Maddie McP: i think snape is still on the good side.
Maddie McP: but he had to kill dumbledore because of that unbreakable thing
Maddie McP: what are your views on snape
jtjumbelic: someone else said the same thing.
Maddie McP: interesting...
jtjumbelic: only Dumbledore isn't really dead
Maddie McP: you don't think so?
Maddie McP: lemme hear the theory
jtjumbelic: no, that's what the other person was saying.
Maddie McP: oh
Maddie McP: oh, i think he's dead. sadly.
jtjumbelic: personally, I think dumbledore is dead too
jtjumbelic: how else would harry grow a set to go out and kill Voldemort
jtjumbelic: not to mention it's one of the things JK had yet to cover in a growing up series
Maddie McP: i feel like that was why his voice was nervous when he saw snape in the room with malfoy. he knew because of the unbreakable curse that snape had to kill him.
jtjumbelic: death of a father figure
Maddie McP: yeah.
Maddie McP: poor harry.
Maddie McP: i love him and ginny together
jtjumbelic: hHh.
jtjumbelic: oh shit.
jtjumbelic: hold on ... gotta go get my power cord
Maddie McP: what...
Maddie McP: ok
jtjumbelic: ah .
jtjumbelic: much better
Maddie McP: perfect.
Maddie McP: anyway, do you have any other theories
jtjumbelic: no really.
jtjumbelic: hahaha.
Maddie McP: i think snape could have been in love with lily potter.
jtjumbelic: duh.
jtjumbelic: hahaha.
Maddie McP: hahaha. ok...i must have been really slow on that one
jtjumbelic: that's why he hates all of potter's friends
jtjumbelic: lupin
jtjumbelic: sirius
jtjumbelic: harry
Maddie McP: all because of lily?
Maddie McP: or because they picked on him
Maddie McP: and why did he FLIP SHIT when harry called him a coward.
jtjumbelic: because she liked james and didn't give him the time of day and they all picked on him.
Maddie McP: got it.
jtjumbelic: he probably fliped shit because he knew he had to kill dumbledore even though he may not have wanted to because he needed to stay alive to work inside against V
jtjumbelic: but then, why if only Harry can kill V?
Maddie McP: yeah.
Maddie McP: that's interesting
Maddie McP: well, why did V want D so dead.
Maddie McP: so that he couldn't teach harry more
jtjumbelic: because D was the only one V feared
jtjumbelic: and since H is as powerful as V, and V left before finishing school (I believe), H would learn a bit more than V

Maddie McP: omg, this is becoming a lot like algebra
Maddie McP: and that, my friend, makes me want to rip my face off

Maddie McP: anyway, how are you
jtjumbelic: I think I just shit myself laughing so hard at that last statement
Maddie McP: hahaha
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