i, clare chesney ross riesman hereby state that i will be traveling to the great mitten state on the day of____________________________so i can hang out with my favorite person in the world, alana marielle frank, who so kindly left out two extra names onto the end of riesman.[think:statutory rape]
dearest faggot, i, clare chesney DANGEROUS ross riesman keenan bolger, herebey royally declare that i will be traveling to the great mitten state on the day of november 10/11-13 so i can hang out with my favorite person in the world, alana marielle dusty bushy frank and her harem, which includes (but is not limited to) Julia so so so so Sosin, Mollifer Harold Shannonizer, Robin "the bird girl" Greenwood, and anyone else that i so regretfully cannot remember at this time. maybe i'll along my little krispy kreme, if she wants. the gayest member of cabin 7, Princess Fag
p.s. fuck, i forgot what .....oh yeah. i have chosen this date because it is a good time after the honeymoon, but before i give birth to our beautiful baby, Geraldina.
Re: what the fuck is that thing?theobscureobjecOctober 14 2005, 19:17:31 UTC
haha, it's this python that tried to eat a live alligator. the alligator then ate and clawed itself out of the viper and they both died. it makes me feel all warm, fuzzy, and vomity inside.
Comments 12
Reply
Reply
p.s. please complete this statement:
i, clare chesney ross riesman hereby state that i will be traveling to the great mitten state on the day of____________________________so i can hang out with my favorite person in the world, alana marielle frank, who so kindly left out two extra names onto the end of riesman.[think:statutory rape]
Reply
i, clare chesney DANGEROUS ross riesman keenan bolger, herebey royally declare that i will be traveling to the great mitten state on the day of november 10/11-13 so i can hang out with my favorite person in the world, alana marielle dusty bushy frank and her harem, which includes (but is not limited to) Julia so so so so Sosin, Mollifer Harold Shannonizer, Robin "the bird girl" Greenwood, and anyone else that i so regretfully cannot remember at this time. maybe i'll along my little krispy kreme, if she wants.
the gayest member of cabin 7,
Princess Fag
p.s. fuck, i forgot what .....oh yeah. i have chosen this date because it is a good time after the honeymoon, but before i give birth to our beautiful baby, Geraldina.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment