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[theobscurobject]

things I wish I could get a job in:

headline writing
pie making
goat herding
kitten cuddling
gift basket assembling
cardmaking

any openings? I have flexible hours.

Comments

[elltotheoh]

we should start a think tank that speaks to those things. brookings and heritage, eat our dust.

[mdnghtblue]

I can offer you a part-time opening for kitten cuddling, but it's in Orlando. Are you open to relocation?