another one...
What are you wearing right now?
stuff n' things.
List 10 things you want in a Catch:
1. Can either spell OR do math really well
2. If said Catch ain't sober, can at least maintain on drugs and/or booze.
3. Is not afraid of (and is hopefully amused verily by) bodily functions.
4. Is funny.
5. Laughs at things (with complete impropriety, hopefully at the wrong time)
6.Fantastical taste in music
7. Would rather go shoot guns than read Cosmo.
8. Is really good at (or really really into) SOMETHING.
9. A bit of a maverick
10. really fucking smart.
Career high:
being shit on by a pissed off lamb and bitten by a cranky donkey in switzerland
getting mild frostbite in the italian alps
Your deal-breaker:
1. Lying.
2. Wearing pink excessively
3. Flipping the fuck out over nothing.
4. Taking yourself too seriously.
5. Being TOO white.
6. Blatant stupidity.
7. Exaggerating.
8. Excessive body odor (from any lymph gland or bodily orifice.)
9. Inability to think abstractly.
10. Cheesiness.
Worst job:
See: Career Highs.
Crap that REALLY screws with your head:
Lying.
What's the last thing that took your breath away?
walking up my street after smoking a cigarette.
Describe your most hideously humiliating social moment:
Actually being naked at school.
Your last meal (like 10 minutes ago):
Parliaments. Cherry cider.
Who's your fantasy make out?
Me. that would be killer.
How did you lose it? (don't be shy!)
stupidly.
Living human beings you REALLY loathe:
Most of them. I can get along with just about anyone....Doesn't mean I like many of them.
What's your gigantor social fear?
Hopeless Junkie-Dom, and all the misery and stigma that goes along with it.
Kindest thing you've ever done:
Gotten sober. It's in the public interest.
Your fantasy band: (choose a frontman/woman, guitarist, drummer, etc, etc.)
Lead Guitar:Finn Hammer/Eddie Hazel
Rhythm Guitar:Kerry King
Drums: Keith Moon/Josh Friese
Bass: Bootsy Collins & Lonnie Marshall
Keyboards:Paris Sadonis
Programming/Turntables:Qbert
Vocals: Me and Mike Patton
Backup Vocals:Linda Strawberry/Tom Araya/Otep/Eartha Kitt
Confession of your Dangerous Mind
(3 things we need to know about you right now):
1. I have a constant urge to clothesline people.
2. I worry when my dreams are normal.
3. My fingernails are pointy and painted to look like orange beetles at the moment.
What new sin would you like to try (and why)?
Parkour. For shits and giggles, and because I have a bit of a deathwish..
stuff n' things.
List 10 things you want in a Catch:
1. Can either spell OR do math really well
2. If said Catch ain't sober, can at least maintain on drugs and/or booze.
3. Is not afraid of (and is hopefully amused verily by) bodily functions.
4. Is funny.
5. Laughs at things (with complete impropriety, hopefully at the wrong time)
6.Fantastical taste in music
7. Would rather go shoot guns than read Cosmo.
8. Is really good at (or really really into) SOMETHING.
9. A bit of a maverick
10. really fucking smart.
Career high:
being shit on by a pissed off lamb and bitten by a cranky donkey in switzerland
getting mild frostbite in the italian alps
Your deal-breaker:
1. Lying.
2. Wearing pink excessively
3. Flipping the fuck out over nothing.
4. Taking yourself too seriously.
5. Being TOO white.
6. Blatant stupidity.
7. Exaggerating.
8. Excessive body odor (from any lymph gland or bodily orifice.)
9. Inability to think abstractly.
10. Cheesiness.
Worst job:
See: Career Highs.
Crap that REALLY screws with your head:
Lying.
What's the last thing that took your breath away?
walking up my street after smoking a cigarette.
Describe your most hideously humiliating social moment:
Actually being naked at school.
Your last meal (like 10 minutes ago):
Parliaments. Cherry cider.
Who's your fantasy make out?
Me. that would be killer.
How did you lose it? (don't be shy!)
stupidly.
Living human beings you REALLY loathe:
Most of them. I can get along with just about anyone....Doesn't mean I like many of them.
What's your gigantor social fear?
Hopeless Junkie-Dom, and all the misery and stigma that goes along with it.
Kindest thing you've ever done:
Gotten sober. It's in the public interest.
Your fantasy band: (choose a frontman/woman, guitarist, drummer, etc, etc.)
Lead Guitar:Finn Hammer/Eddie Hazel
Rhythm Guitar:Kerry King
Drums: Keith Moon/Josh Friese
Bass: Bootsy Collins & Lonnie Marshall
Keyboards:Paris Sadonis
Programming/Turntables:Qbert
Vocals: Me and Mike Patton
Backup Vocals:Linda Strawberry/Tom Araya/Otep/Eartha Kitt
Confession of your Dangerous Mind
(3 things we need to know about you right now):
1. I have a constant urge to clothesline people.
2. I worry when my dreams are normal.
3. My fingernails are pointy and painted to look like orange beetles at the moment.
What new sin would you like to try (and why)?
Parkour. For shits and giggles, and because I have a bit of a deathwish..