Comments | theodwyn: i have decided something

theodwyn

i have decided something

Jun 11, 2002 20:02

In my drug haze and observing the events happening to my dear sweet daughter Eommie, I've decided that I need a new body to own.

Yes.

A new body to own.

YOU.::karate-chops the back of the elf's neck ( Read more... )

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... manofrohan June 11 2002, 20:08:58 UTC

...

::downs more pills::

Re: ... theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:10:20 UTC

Heya bro! Want some E? It'll cheer you up.

Re: ... manofrohan June 11 2002, 20:18:04 UTC

No, I'm hoping to overdose and die right now. And hide in Mandos until my family is canon and sane again.

Re: ... theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:19:22 UTC

Ha ha, touch chance that'll be. Take care, Theo! I've got an elf to screw right now.

Ow! Fuckin' bitch. You're pretty hot. celegorm June 11 2002, 20:12:33 UTC

Uhhhh, whatever. I can spare like a coupla minutes. You people don't live too fuckin' long from what I can see.

you hot sexy bitch theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:15:43 UTC

I like your pointed ears. Keep me company, yo. At least until I croak and then I'll come back and get you again. Hold this box of tissues, will you? There seems to be a fucking fountain of blood right in my nose.

::dabs nostrils::

Much better.

::GLOMP::

uhhhhhhh celegorm June 11 2002, 20:19:48 UTC

I kinda like you too. Uh, okay. You are one fuckin' grabby chick. I kinda like that.

I was gettin' bored of fuckin' kidnappin' bitches.

Whatever.

*glomp*

excellent theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:22:43 UTC

I've been told that I'm very flexible.

I won't let you down, hot sexy elf, not me!

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shit, man valandil June 11 2002, 20:24:50 UTC

That's my army you just kidnapped, you fuckin' crackhead bitch.

Re: shit, man theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:26:12 UTC

There's room in this bed for three, man.

fuckin' cool valandil June 11 2002, 20:35:15 UTC

I'm down with that.

I would deny you nothing. eomund June 11 2002, 20:32:03 UTC

O Théodwyn!

Um. All right.

Re: I would deny you nothing. theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:33:18 UTC

Come back in a week or so. I might need you then.

Re: I would deny you nothing. eomund June 11 2002, 20:36:42 UTC

Very well. It will be like a thousand years until then.

Re: I would deny you nothing. theodwyn June 11 2002, 20:40:19 UTC

::blows a kiss::

Ta-ta!

eomer_of_rohan June 11 2002, 23:18:31 UTC

Mom! We have enough insanity in the family! Do we honestly need a fetish for shiny things and Valar-sanctioned DOOM too?! I'm pretty sure it's hereditary!

Re: theodwyn June 11 2002, 23:54:28 UTC

::whines::

But Eommie... he's a stud! And he's got pointed ears. And the damage is probably already done. Hee hee.