Mission accomplished.

[theodwyn]

So I spawned zee brat and gave it to the elf who knocked me up.

I'm all better now. Mundy, give me the key to my drug closet.

Comments

[eomund]

*flings himself in front of the door*

I CAN'T LET YOU MY LOVE

[theodwyn]

Mundy Mundy Mundy! Jam on my toast, cream in my coffee, meatballs on my fucking spaghetti, I was clean for quite a bit less than NINE MONTHS! Get out of the way. I don't want to hurt you.

[eomund]

Can't we just go out for sodas?

[theodwyn]

Okay my dear. We will go out for sodas. Then we will come home and fuck until dawn. Then you will be sufficiently unconscious and I will pick the lock or steal the key. Does that work?