Ten years later, this is still my favorite quote about love... which probably says horrible things about me.

"When I was a kid, my father had this dog that started to get all weak and sickly.  He takes it to the vet... he examines it and says a fly must have laid eggs in the dog's butt.  The baby maggots have crawled up, now they've started to ( Read more... )

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So, I was talking to a friend tonight about how I Will Never Publish A Book Fo' Reals Because All My Endings Suck Or Do Not Exist, and he asked me why I didn't pull a Joe Peacock and try to get my online journal published and/or do it as an eBook ( Read more... )

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Have been finding a slew of old pictures and various memorabilia in my old bedroom.  Am in the process of scanning it all before it gets further destroyed... thought you guys might get a kick out of some of this stuff.


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This has cheered me up immensely.

Lately, I've been trying to clean up my Mom's house, a task slightly more onerous than the Augean stables.  I just spent about six hours cleaning her laundry room, and I'm still not done... several hours of that was me on my hands and knees, scrubbing the linoleum with steel wool to loosen the inches of best-not-described caked-on badness.  I ( Read more... )

So... one of my absolute favorite teachers from high school got railroaded on trumped-up, idiotic, illogical charges, and is going to prison for no less than three years ( Read more... )

Awesome.  I'd seen "Shining" before, but had no idea he had other remixes...

Shining
Something Blue
Mount Brokeback
Fast and the Curious

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