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Who: Drake and, again, everyone ever (though not quite really)
What: SPANKING THE BIRTHDAY BOY
When: Saturday night towards the end of the party
Where: Drake's house, living room
Why: Cause I love public humiliation when it happens to other people?
"I really regret agreeing to this," Drake said for the second time that evening. "No way am I drunk enough to be spanked in public in front of, like, everyone ever."
"It's a time honored tradition," Ryan said reasonably, giving the seriously, um, gigantic wooden paddle a test swing. "So, okay!" he called, climbing onto the couch. "Who wants to spank the birthday boy?" he asked with a grin, holding the paddle up.
What: SPANKING THE BIRTHDAY BOY
When: Saturday night towards the end of the party
Where: Drake's house, living room
Why: Cause I love public humiliation when it happens to other people?
"I really regret agreeing to this," Drake said for the second time that evening. "No way am I drunk enough to be spanked in public in front of, like, everyone ever."
"It's a time honored tradition," Ryan said reasonably, giving the seriously, um, gigantic wooden paddle a test swing. "So, okay!" he called, climbing onto the couch. "Who wants to spank the birthday boy?" he asked with a grin, holding the paddle up.