To: Matt Sanders / Music Department
From: Tommy Lee
So, I recently caught this kid in the break-room, singing and writing lyrics. He's good. Actually, he's really good.
No, he did not put me up for this. Though he did feel the need to say that he would sell his virginity for a record deal.
But really, sex aside, you guys should set up an appointment to meet with him. He's a secretary here, so that'll be easy.
XXX
Tommy Lee