Ash nazg!

[theonering]

Having a body makes me extra lazy. Perhaps it is the ease that comes with having fingers to type, but I havn't felt motivated enouph to update recently.

To be honist, I'm sort of sad. I don't know where my dear naryathered is..and I miss her.

If anyone sees her, tell her to contact me. MMKay?

Comments

O_O

[ghostofisildur]

:spots ring on creepy stranger's finger:

HEY! YOU! BASTARD!

GIVE ME MY RING, YOU THIEVING BASTARD!!! ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJK

Re: O_O

[theonering]

:uses the power of the ring to calm isildur:

My sweet brave issy....

:Hits issy on the head with a large blunt object and renders her..him..IT unconcious:

Re: O_O

[ghostofisildur]

:is knocked unconscious:

:snores like a big, grizzly middle-aged man:

:wakes up, with the ring nowhere in sight:

THIEVING CREEPY BASTARD WITH BIZARRE DICTION STOLE MY ERU-DAMNED PRECIOUS RING

:HAS BIG FUCKING MANLY HEADACHE:

:goes in search of more orcs to slaughter:

[ringof_barahir]

Meow

[anonymous]

Would you like fries with that?