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[theonetruesloth]

a few weeks ago i woke up with this wierd pain in my hands, which i promptly decided was bone marrrow cancer. it never went away and then one day i looked down and my hands were swollen and kind of purple. when i quit going to the gym it miraculously stopped. people of the world, exercising causes bone marrow cancer.

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[loverlyscarlett]

Naturally. I've always known it. You should go public with this.