cultish?

[theonlyjohnson]

so i heard the other day that i have a cult following. i'm not quite sure how it started or who started it for that matter. i don't know who is in it. so if any of you have heard you this or are in fact a part of this cult leave your response below. fill me in on what is going on, and let me know if you need me to make a speech or something.

Comments

[xspliffx]

can i join? i love cults! and who better to lead than you?! ::brown-nosing sounds:: please sacrifice me first, master?

[theonlyjohnson]

im sorry. i dont know how to join. i'm not the leader i dont know if it is a cult of worship or one of hatred. i dont know who the leader is. i am not sure if there will be sacrifices or if i might be the only one to die. why won't anyone fill me in

[alexplaysguitar]

Whitesnake FUcking ROCKS!

[theonlyjohnson]

its true

strangeland

[westicle]

are you the leader of that modern caveman cult? with the double zero septum peircing?

p.s. my ballz mysteriously continue to itch

Re: strangeland

[theonlyjohnson]

my septum isn't pierced at all

p.s. maybe you should stop sleeping with dirty girls

[anonymous]

well i'm still scared

nutz

[anonymous]

wes thats gross and the rest of you have fuckin problems