well i'd have to disagree there. sex can't be a lazy man's masturbation, because sex takes quite a bit of work. he's gotta get out of his house, find a girl, bring her home, take off her clothes, and then drill away at her. if a man were truly lazy, he'd masturbate.
Stevo says...
anonymous
January 22 2005, 15:56:19 UTC
for straight women and gay men: sex is the lazy person's masturbation
i really don't understand how straight women are constantly lovelorn. yes, going out into the street and telling strangers "we're fucking. now. bring cab fare" is truely a burdensome courtship ritual. gay men, same story, as long as you live near an art museum, and stay the fuck outta those pesky states between new York and LA
who the fuck are you, better lay low from my hommie theonlyjohnson otherwise my face will be the last you see before i crack your skull wide open with a stick of 3 inch pipe.
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sex is the lazy man's masturbation.
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i really don't understand how straight women are constantly lovelorn. yes, going out into the street and telling strangers "we're fucking. now. bring cab fare" is truely a burdensome courtship ritual. gay men, same story, as long as you live near an art museum, and stay the fuck outta those pesky states between new York and LA
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Work + Lazy People = Negative.
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