Dear Yuletide Author!
I did not mean to be the world's most difficult person to write for.
Achewood
Here's the comic website, but it started back in 2001, so buckle up. It's not going to make a lot of sense, but it is worth it. I think.
Roast Beef is my favourite, I make no bones about that. Philipe and Teodor are tied for second, then Cornelius Bear, then Ray and everyone immediately after that. I love them all, and an Achewood holiday fic would be just about the most amazing thing I can imagine.
Webcomic RPF
Joey and Emily used to sleep together! Now he lives above Ryan, who is getting married to a lady called Jenni, even though Joey is a tiny bit in love with him (but for reals, who isn't?). They all get drunk together, sometimes with John Keogh and KC Green and Jeffrey Rowland. All of these people are mental. It practically writes itself. But if you'd like a prompt, some or all of these awesome people have a picnic. There are bicycles and pie.
Monty Python RPF
GRAHAM CHAPMAN GRAHAM CHAPMAN GRAHAM CHAPMAN. Watching Yellow Beard on VHS (which I can't find for the life of me) made him my pretend dad, and that feeling didn't decline the more I learnt about him. He was a medical doctor. He once gave a graduation address in a carrot suit. He wrote the Parrot Sketch, and wanted more swearing. He smoked a pipe. I love the Pythons a bunch, which is to say they have saved my life on occasion, so if you harbour a deep set desire to write John Cleese/Terry Jones hate!sex (you know it happened at least once) that's totally cool, but Graham Chapman is my heart, a bit. I love these men, treat them well.
Marx and Venus
This was on the unloved fandom list, but I didn't actually suggest it, so someone else must have watched it. THEY MUST HAVE. But most of the episodes (all of which are only 5 minutes long) are HERE. Watch Forbidden Fruit first, and Oh Brother last and the rest in any order you like. Enjoy! Then write me an awesome story about what happened after he followed her out or something.
IN GENERAL: I also love cross-overs and snarkiness and people being awesome. I like cocking about, poetic language and showing rather than telling. Less so hurt/comfort, pwp and haters. I hate haters!
All the other fandoms I like are in the tags. If you just loathe everything here and are wondering what wacky mod sent you to me, write the Stewie and Brian Variety Hour and we'll call it quits. Or River meets Castiel. Or something, just don't leave me hanging.
Seriously, I don't know what I was doing.