First Case | Video

[kuraingirl]

Hey, Nick, you know what I-

...Hey, Nick? When did your couch become a desert?

[Maya Fey has leisurely woken up from her nap on the couch in Phoenix Wright's office to find that she is not on the couch in Phoenix Wright's office. In fact, she's not in his office at all! She is instead in the back of a covered wagon in the middle of a desert,

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[leadbonkura]

We're going to Oregon! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THIS?

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[kuraingirl]

[Oh, hello there, voice coming from nowhere! Didn't expect to see you here! Or, I guess, hear. Maya has no idea what your source is, so she's going to keep yelling at loudly as she possibly can. Hey, it worked once, right?]

OREGON? BUT WHY? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW? AND HOW DID I GET HERE? AND WHO IS "EVERYONE"??

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[leadbonkura]

[Oh it is on Yeling Girl. No one can hope to compete with Tomo Motherfucking Takino in a Yell-Off. She is simply the best their is.]

I DON'T KNOW SOME GUY IS SOME PLACE WE WERE AT UNTIL WE LEFT TOLD ME! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE! AND 'EVERYONE' IS EVERYONE IN THE WAGON TRAIN THING!

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[kuraingirl]

[...Challenge accepted!]

WHAT? SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WE ALL JUST GOT HERE? AND WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE? ACTUALLY, WHERE ARE YOU? ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOUR VOICE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING!!

[...Yeah, still hasn't noticed that this is coming from the thing on her wrist. Maya can be very observant at times... but when she's just woken up on the Oregon Trail is not one of those times.]

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[oooh_specimens]

My goodness, that's annoying. Would you be quiet? There's no need to be so noisy.

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[kuraingirl]

Huh??

[Hello there, sudden voice! Maya is startled enough that she sits back down, and stares at everything around her until she finally notices that the thingy on her wrist is flashing, and, upon closer examination, is giving her a video feed of someone. She gasps - this is new! Since when can bracelets do this??]

O-Oh! I'm sorry! But... what's going on here? I just woke up and I'm in a desert, in a covered wagon, and I don't know how I got here... was I channeling someone who took my body here or something?

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[oooh_specimens]

Channeling someone?

permavideo right back atcha!

[kuraingirl]

Yes, channeling someone! Like, a dead spirit.

[Obviously.]

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[dancing_pierrot]

[Everyone on the trail is being so foolishly loud today!]

You could listen instead of yelling; how do you expect anyone to answer your questions while you're yelling your lung--

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[dancing_pierrot]

[She's mostly through her irritated spiel when she actually deigns to look at her watch and pay more than only middling attention, only to realize she actually recognizes this particular fool.]

Maya Fey?!

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[kuraingirl]

[That voice! That irritated tone! That use of her full name! Maya recognizes this! She gasps, and sits back down in surprise, looking around herself frantically for this person that she knows until she sees the flashing from the video on her wrist, looks at it, and sees that it's a video feed of Franziska! She grins, happy to see someone she knows so well here!]

Prosecutor von Karma! I... what's happening here? Was I kidnapped again?? Can I help you prosecute whoever did it in court? I can find evidence for you and stuff! I mean, if I can be a legal aide for a defense attorney, I can be a legal aide for a prosecutor, right??

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[dancing_pierrot]

[She needs some time to think this through properly, and while she usually despises such tactics, she contends that this is a very special situation. So:]

I'll answer all of that and more once you've calmed down.

[voice]

[beniiro_tsubasa]

No, no yelling...

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[kuraingirl]

[Maya barely hears the soft voice over the communicator, but she does vaguely hears it before she starts yelling again, so she stops, and looks around herself, confused.]

Oh... I'm sorry. Did I wake you up or something? Wherever you are?

[voice]

[beniiro_tsubasa]

On your wrist! Benio's talking to miss~

[voice]

[kuraingirl]

[Maya looks at her wrist and, sure enough, there's the communicator!]

Oh... oh wow, that's awesome! But, um, what's going on here? How did that get there? Where am I? And your name is Benio?

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[kuraingirl]

Uh, yeah, I think so! This is just the weirdest thing ever.

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[kuraingirl]

Well, I just kind of opened my eyes, and I was here. I'm not even entirely sure where "here" is... I think that's pretty weird!