02. [text] >Kanaya: Solicit homes for squishy horrorterrors.

Nov 26, 2011 19:32

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allintuitive November 27 2011, 20:30:46 UTC
Er-- I'll ask what those are, first, but what precisely do you mean by 'arcane luminescence'?

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twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 21:38:22 UTC
Oh Sorry
Just That They Glow Because Theyre Magical
I Wanted To Make Them Sound More Intriguing To Enhance My Sales Pitch
I Believe Theyre Called Squiddles By The Way
Monstrosities Represented In Soft Huggable Form

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allintuitive November 27 2011, 22:29:42 UTC
I see. I can't say I've ever seen glowing magical yarn, even in-- [ pause. he feels foolish even saying this word. ] Squiddle form. Do you happen to know the precise nature of the magic behind it? It could come in very handy on darker nights.

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[text] /threadjack sarcasticseer November 28 2011, 00:02:41 UTC
I made the yarn out of a wizard.

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( voice ) practiced November 27 2011, 22:14:27 UTC
-are they krakens?

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( voice ) twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 22:23:31 UTC
Horrorterrors, actually.
Unconscious reimaginings of creatures that dwell where time and space lose all meaning.
Apparently there's nothing human culture can't turn adorable, given the chance.
Or maybe that's just because I made them from yarn.

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( voice ) practiced November 27 2011, 22:44:01 UTC
They sound dreadful. [ A pause. ] Would they be moreso had they been made of something else?

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( voice ) twowheeldevice November 28 2011, 00:17:04 UTC
If they had been made of something else, I imagine they'd look more like blankets and practice squares.
I'd intended to merely develop my skills before working up to practical objects, but the yarn had other ideas.

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cross8ones November 28 2011, 17:56:26 UTC
Adora8le.
What are they?

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twowheeldevice November 28 2011, 18:23:01 UTC
[Oh lovely.]

Horrorterrors
Or Rather
Innocuous Plush Representations Thereof
I Believe The Technical Term Is Squiddle
Its A Human Thing

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cross8ones November 28 2011, 18:52:45 UTC
Horrorterrors are a human thing? Or the teeny tiny cloth recre8ions? It's important to speak precisely, you know.

You know a gr8 deal a8out these humans, don't you?

*Why Kanaya, you don't mean to insinuate that Mindfang isn't your #1 favorite spider-themed troll, do you??*

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twowheeldevice November 29 2011, 21:09:28 UTC
I Should Hope I Do
Our Game Created Them
Humans That Is
The Horrorterrors Were There All Along
Squiddles Are A Human Thing Created In Unconscious Imitation Slash Perversion Of Said Horrorterrors Unfathomable Might
How Was That For Precision

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hammer_bro November 30 2011, 03:22:49 UTC
[Breakdown stares at the tiny happy objects made of yarn]

So you're uh... just giving these away?

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is trolltext okay? twowheeldevice November 30 2011, 04:47:37 UTC
Barter Is Also Acceptable If Receiving Something For Nothing Rankles
Removing Them From My Wagon Is However My Primary Concern
As An Accent Theyre All Well And Good But As A Centerpiece Theyre Throwing Off My Interior Design

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Yup! hammer_bro November 30 2011, 05:06:45 UTC
[Cute is not in Breakdown's vocabulary but something about their innocent little faces...]

I'll take a couple. You know. To help you out. Not for my own enjoyment or anything.

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twowheeldevice November 30 2011, 05:29:01 UTC
Excellent
Regardless Of Any Fancies Which May Or May Not Have Influenced Your Decision Its Nice To Know Other People Here Enjoy Being Helpful
Do You Have Color Preferences Or Perhaps Accessories Youd Like
My Resources Are Limited But Ill Do What I Can

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