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Nov 29, 2011 22:37

Whomever felt it was a good idea to shoot at a snake, I ask that you locate me and hand your firearm over.

If there are multiple individuals, that applies to you all. If you are so skittish that you pull the trigger under the slightest provocation, you do not need to be armed.

horatio hornblower | surveyor

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devine_braid November 30 2011, 06:11:10 UTC
It sounded like more than one to me.

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whatistheremore November 30 2011, 06:56:12 UTC
Not unlikely. One trigger-happy fool sets off a panic and the rest follow blindly.

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devine_braid November 30 2011, 21:30:45 UTC
You get hit?

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whatistheremore December 1 2011, 00:08:20 UTC
No.

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harknessvagrant November 30 2011, 06:54:54 UTC
Agreed.

I much prefer us having guns over the ...crazy people shooting at snakes.

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whatistheremore November 30 2011, 06:56:53 UTC
If one must use a gun against a snake, the odds are better using the butt of it.

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harknessvagrant November 30 2011, 08:04:55 UTC
I'd think so, but I've never actually fought snakes. Still wouldn't shoot at them, in any case.

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whatistheremore November 30 2011, 08:05:44 UTC
Better to bash their heads. Hell of a lot more likely to hit the things.

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x23laura November 30 2011, 09:45:42 UTC
People should not be given weapons that they are not trained how to use.

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whatistheremore November 30 2011, 14:31:11 UTC
Thank you, Miss, for that lovely statement of the obvious.

Have you any other gems of wisdom to add? [Irritated? Horatio Hornblower? Never. Certainly not.]

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x23laura November 30 2011, 16:38:14 UTC
Yes. People should be tested to see if they can shoot.

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text cross8ones November 30 2011, 18:42:47 UTC
It's only a pro8lem if you don't shoot them first.

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( video ) practiced November 30 2011, 20:52:19 UTC
[ Have one very distressed medieval princess, fretting away, though doing her absolute best to seem calm and collected about all the chaos. Sansa has never enjoyed the sound of guns. ]

It- it came from the western camps, Captain Horatio. The very first shot, at least.

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( video ) whatistheremore December 1 2011, 00:20:03 UTC
Your Ladyship.

Are you injured? [According to his tone? God have mercy on the person responsible if she answers in the affirmative. ...And God have mercy on any and all individuals who did not keep her from getting hurt.]

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( video ) practiced December 1 2011, 01:35:22 UTC
[ Sansa is quick to shake her head, though she understands the captain's ire. Had she been injured her brothers would be much of the same tone, she is certain. ]

I am not, captain. Thankfully when the clamor rose, I was safely adjourned in my wagon.

I hope your are unharmed as well.

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( video ) whatistheremore December 1 2011, 01:41:35 UTC
I am, Your Ladyship. Thank you for your concern.

I have no doubt, My Ladyship, that I need not say it, but doing so will ease my mind. Stay in your wagon, My Ladyship. At least until the commotion quiets.

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