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[torndownsoldier]

[ The first thing that comes through on the video is the unhappy set of someone’s mouth mid-scowl. Then it’s angry green eyes and the entire face of one very pissed off Dean Winchester. ] All right, I get it. I’m pretty sure this film isn’t out until next year, y’get me, and I ain’t Daniel Craig. So the whole cowboys, funny space watch thing is

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[protectify]

[ He looks about as happy about everything as she felt coming in. ]

That's the thing - none of us really know what we're doing here. We know it's big suck-factor having, and major with the uncool, and uncomfortable stuffy clothes with more skirts than a Vegas showgirl's closet, but... Answers? Not really big beyond that.

[ Pause, nose-wrinkle. ] And there were zombies once.

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[torndownsoldier]

I like my showgirls with less skirt, more tassel.

[ He's not used to the whole video calling thing, it's only Sam he ever really contacts, so his frown's getting more pronounced. ] This a film set? Cowboys versus Zombies? Naked chick's aren't good if they're rottin'.

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[protectify]

Then you are in the way wrong time period and universe, let me tell you.

[ ... Buffy's just going to burst out laughing. ] Cute, but... No. This is real. Eating salted beef and hard tack and occasionally a freshly shot rabbit barely cooked for dinner real. Nobody's naked. There's no nakedness. In fact, we have too much in the way of the anti-naked and clothing. And I'm talking actual material, not so much with the outfits.

[ Witness her girly life as she pouts slighty and ... isn't really talking to him for a second. ] There are no malls. Anywhere. Ever.

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[torndownsoldier]

Is Bear Grylls doin' commentary on this crap?

[ Damnit Cas, this would have gone so much better if you'd actually taking him home like you were meant to. But wait - . ] You don't sound like you're a regular of Ol' Smokey's there, darlin',

[Video]

[dreamtamer]

[Have a small child wearing goggles and listening to all of this in confusion.]

Sir? Are you okay?

[Video]

[torndownsoldier]

[ Holy crap, there is a kid. He's going to get somebody's angry mom all up in his face soon. ]

Uh - [ No. ] Yeah, m'fine.

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[dreamtamer]

Are you sure? You don't sound okay.

[A pause.]

I don't think anyone here knows what is going on. I just woke up here last week.

[Video]

[torndownsoldier]

What is this? Like a themed hotel or something? Spend ninety-nine bucks, get the feel o' the old West, free rickets for everyone?

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[torndownsoldier]

[ Well. Shit. With a sigh. ] Great. [ Mumbled. ] Thanks, Cas. That's real swell.

[ A pause. ] Okay, say I believe you, and we're Clint Eastwoodin' around here. Or Back to the Future 3. Which, I kinda liked despite everything. [ Tangent. ] How do we get out? Have we all been angel-zapped?

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[leadbonkura]

There will be no crazy talk on my wagon train, pardner. Or whatever. [Bluh bluh pulp westerns are hard and also things she didn't read.]

ANYWAY! YOU are on the Oregon Trail! WE are going to Oregon! And I'm in the middle on an investigation, which is getting really hard when people keep coming and going as they please!

Voice;

[torndownsoldier]

[ Long pause. ] I been hit on the head and dumped in the arcade again? C'mon, I've seen Tron, this crap only happens in the movies.

Voice;

[leadbonkura]

If this was a movie, it would be a pretty bad movie, seeing as there were zombies and all. And there wasn't even a shopping mall or anything! I mean, what the hell, right?

Voice;

[torndownsoldier]

Hey, some zombie movies are quality. 'Course all the earlier ones before they got more about blondes screamin'.

permavid.

[chrysophilist]

[you can have a mostly naked chick c:]

Nope, the smell's permanent. But you'll get used to it.

permavid.

[torndownsoldier]

[ Well, he sure does feel much better. ]

If I don't pass out first, huh?

[chrysophilist]

[well good]

Eh, you'll be fine. Could be worse.