[Boris is entirely unamused. He seems to have fallen afoul of one of the many, many depraved mad scientists currently tearing the country he helps administrate apart: that's the only explanation he can think of for suddenly being in an unfamiliar town with nothing but his clothes, his balalaika, and a lingering sense of injustice.
Oh, and this odd
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She is also, however, dressed in an impeccably classy manner.]
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And some very shiny skin. Lucky for Kanaya, he's seen people just as odd-looking, if not odder.]
I imagine you aren't a native either?
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She could have sworn they only stayed with two arms.]
No, as my perplexed contemplation of the environment is as likely to betray as my appearance.
I take it from your "either" that you also mysteriously appearified here.
It's good to not be the only one.
Are you human? I was unaware adults multiplied their appendages.
Among my species the opposite occurs.
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[He'll just ignore the 'it's good to not be the only one' sentiment because really, he's spent his whole life being 'the only one' so he's not quire sure how to handle it, even if it's a simple off-hand comment.]
Do you start life many-limbed and have them removed for cosmetic reasons? Or is it a show of status and strength, to willingly mutilate oneself?
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It's the natural progression of our biology. Extraneous limbs are shed with age.
Cosmetic reasons for anything are all but unheard of, to the eternal chagrin of the tasteful few.
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