[Sniper's decided to make his shooting skills widely known. He's perched up on the highest point he could reach, his rifle trained on a zombie's head below. A single shot rings out and the zombie drops dead -- a perfectly placed headshot. He repeats this process several more times. He's silent right up until the end of his demonstration.]Look, if y ( Read more... )

[the comm flicks on to show nill cowering beneath what looks to be a table in some shop. she is, in fact, in the tailoring shop--she wanted to get some thread to fix some clothes, even though she's terrible at it. but, seeing the monsters, she dove beneath the table. strangely, the zombie in the shop didn't chase her. Whhhaat would you liiikee to ( Read more... )

[The video switches on to Blues in his armor. It's easy to see the huddle of still-living people gladly standing behind him, and one of the younger ones in the mix seems to be holding onto Tango for dear life.]

As I'm sure you've all noticed, we seem to have a problem.

[One of the men screams like a little girl as a zombie appears in the window ( Read more... )

Um, hello?  Can anyone hear me?

I was sure I turned it on.  Maybe I missed something?

[Takato shakes the little device around hopefully.]

Oh!  There it goes!

[He smiles a little sheepishly at the camera.]

Sorry if I'm bothering you, but can anyone tell me where I am?  I don't think this is the Digital World.  I mean, I guess it could be.  But the sky ( Read more... )

[ The video opens with a slightly off-centre picture of a zombie, which is currently holding out a box towards Julian. ]

No! Okay? I don't need any more God damned bullets. Get the hell away from me.

[ There's a pulse of green energy which literally shoves the bullet-offering zombie away from him. The box of bullets falls, scattering its ( Read more... )

[Hello, fellow travelers! Have a Jack. Have a Jack who is grinning very broadly, his Webley at the draw, another gun in his free hand.]

Zombies, huh? And here I thought this place was going to be stunningly boring. Who wants to have a little fun?

[Loki is standing near enough an entrance to the fort for the zombies' rather repetitive calls to be heard.]I revise my previous statement regarding the stench of this realm. Or rather, I believe my comment was premature. In my optimism, I suppose I neglected the idea that it could ever worsen. A mistake I shall not soon be permitted to forget, I' ( Read more... )

YOU HAVE REACHED A FORT.
Press SPACE BAR to continue.

Up ahead of your gathered wagons is a large, slowly-appearing fort. The sun is beginning to set, far on the horizon, and you hear the sighs of pleasure as people are eager to find a place within the upcoming stop for some real rest and relaxation. Well, the standard, not-piled-on-boxes rest and ( Read more... )

[ When the video turns on, it quickly becomes obvious that Erik is neither sitting nor standing at the moment. Rather, he appears to be lying on his stomach inside of his wagon, looking incredibly displeased with the situation. ]

I do not particularly appreciate that they practically hand out firearms to anyone who wants them around here.

[ He ( Read more... )

[rikku is currently the white mage! she's looking a little bashful for not doing this earlier. and using dresspheres kind of messes with one's personality a bit.]

So... if anybody needs to be healed, I can help with that. I mean, my magic isn't completely a hundred percent for some reason, but it's better than nothing, right?

[pause]And I'm Rikku ( Read more... )