Adult Fic: "Checking Her Oil"

[theothardus]

Title: "Checking Her Oil"
Author: theothardus
Character(s)/pairings: Ed, Winry
Rating: NC-17. CONTAINS XXX , SO BE FOREWARNED.
Summary: Ed and Winry experiment in the early months of their marriage.
Disclaimer: I only steal the unwritten drabbles from Arakawa's mind. MINDF*CK'D |'D
A/N: /hasnotwrittenalemoninalongtime :'|

For those with virgin eyes, or just a

Comments

[miss_auto1621]

Forgot to suggest something. If you are as pervy as I am, you'll understand when I say that he should 'toss her salad', too. School has interesting terms. XD

[theothardus]

I'll be 100% honest. Despite my gutter of a mind, I had to google that.

And I nearly jumped from my seat when it popped up on the results. xDDD Oh GODDDDD!

You know, though, that's actually a good idea. :D I will do more than consider it. Now all we need is for Winry to return the favor with some blow-ing and job-ing, if you know what I mean. ;D

[miss_auto1621]

Oh, Gosh, I'm so sorry!! Excuse my perverted mind!!

I KNOW!! In my government class, one of my friends told the teacher that he should toss my other friend's salad. So my other friends and I researched and we found out. My senior class is just crazy.

I think so, but I've never really read a lemon with that type of idea. IF you can pull it off, you'd be the grand master of lemons and I would forever love you. If you decide not to do it, I'd still love you forever anyway, so yeah. :D

GO FOR IT. At this point, I understand whatever you say. I think you're capable of pulling of oral sex scenes. :D

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