One day, a little chickadee decided that it was time to leave her nest, for she was getting bigger and it was quickly becoming too small. So, the little chickadee said goodbye to Momma chickadee and Daddy chickadee, and then flew far, far away from the little tree in the park. After three hours of flying, her little wings got very tired, so she ( Read more... )

Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.

Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.

Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.

So I'm back. Clarkson has changed, albeit very subtlely. The newest ( Read more... )

I'm sorry. It was never supposed to happen. Never. I absolutely regret it.

But now you have one more reason to look away, and I have one more reason to hate myself.

...like I needed any more of those...

Maybe I'll just go gay.

I love music. Doesn't even have to be good music--sometimes the worst songs make the best songs, y'know? (How else can you explain the themesong from "Grease" or "Who Let the Dogs Out"?) Unfortunately for me, I am also ridiculously poor right now...some might even say "in debt." My readership is comprised mostly of a similar demographic, so my ( Read more... )

Argh ( Read more... )

Talking to you makes my day absolutely 10,000% brighter. (Usually ( Read more... )

If you could be doing anything in the world right now besides what you're already doing--I'm talking at 4:36 pm on a Thursday, in school, in life, with your hair, with your family, with your friends...open interpretation--what would you do?

...and why aren't you doing it?

If I invite you to spend a couple of days hanging out with me by the lake and meeting my extended family, you should say "Yes ( Read more... )