Anyone have a good sentence for the word schmo?

Assisting people just feels so dutiful. I know Wusterbarth says that everyone does things to help themselves, but I don't think I am like that. I don't expect anything in return ever. I am proud to say that I don't have an ego, although one could say that my ego is thinking that I don't have an ego.blah ( Read more... )

I have official become known as "Denny the liar"

my to do list:

1. abuse all absolutist powers

2. south korea to become trading leader

Direct words from Wusterbarth the merciful. " like Peter the Great, you shall be Denny the liar!", (well close enough)

good day. >=]

How to make a ninja
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

5 parts humour

3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Lucubration loo'ku-bray'shun, n (Latin lucubrare, from lux light)
Study or composition lasting late into the night. This is a fantastic word for the activities of 'night owls' such as myself, without synonym or parallel and having a striking sound. Though it's mostly used facetiously today,

Burma-Shave

Every shaver

Now can snore

Six more minutes

Than before

By using

Burma-Shave

Does your husband

Misbehave

Grunt and grumble

Rant and rave

Shoot the brute

Some Burma-Shave

Are you whiskers

When you wake

Tougher than

A two-bit steak?

Try

Burma-Shave

Shaving brush

All wet and hairy

I’ve passed you up

For sanitary

Burma-Shave

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The Anatomy of Humor

“What is funny?” you ask, my child,

Crinkling your bright-blue eye.

“Ah, that is a curious question indeed,”

Musing, I make reply.

“Contusions are funny, not open wounds,

And automobiles that go

Crash into trees by the highwayside;

Industrial accidents, no.

“The habit of drink is a hundred per cent,

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what a nice break. I actually look forward to coming back to school after a fulfilling 4 day weekend. College apps almost done, just got some more gas for my car, and an easy 'B' day coming.

peace out.

Everyone who has mono needs to spread it all throughout the school.
We shall have the mono epidemic.
It would be spiftastic

Anyways, just found out my shakespeare play was about sex and revenge. Should be interesting when i have to do one of my soliloquys. I keep finding plot summaries for my play but not the whole play itself.

Saw Unbreakable. nice movie. Especially with all the terrorist acts of kindness.

Schools almost half over and I'm just now finally starting to get motivated to do things. I just didnt have any motivation to do anything earlier on. I might have an idea why.

Just had to miss out of calculus today and talk to Mr. Brown's son who is currently in air ( Read more... )