1) Beauty and the Breast ( Read more... )

You know, I often wonder what it would be like if a member of an ultra-hip band like The Strokes or Interpol or something dated a shitty pop star. Like Carlos D and Kelly Clarkson. Jack White and Ciara. That type o' ting. It'd just be wierd, y'know. This, by the way, has nothing to do with my ambitions to both A) be a rock n' roll god and B) ( Read more... )

Highly punctuated and not that poetic but, then again, it's only LiveJournal ( Read more... )

New Year's Eve was fucked ( Read more... )

Holidays approaching ( Read more... )

Sometimes, ignorance is bliss ( Read more... )

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Okay, yesterday, I was pessimistic and I couldn't help but vent online. Today, I feel incredible optimistic because I have a story for all of you good girls and boys on LJ. If this shit can't cheer you up, I am sorry but I doubt anything I've got will ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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