My friends are hilarious

Feb 12, 2007 00:47

This is the best conversation ever.

ncalonne: i don't really wanna work on the second part till you describe it to me more

ncalonne: i dont' get it

"John": ok

"John": we have that first part, where Stenmark's just jealous and depressed, and that starts out with the music box, then Moe-Teddy jokingly suggests Stenmark throw the toaster in the bath if he's so jealous, then that kicks off the second section which is first Stenmark actively debating whether or not to throw the toaster in the bath and the second part of the second part is the inventor of the opup toaster coming in and urgin him to do it

"John": like, just imagine the first song you sent me had a long intro

"John": a part before that's maybe the same as the beginging just continued backwards, I don't know

ncalonne: whaa

"John": like if you make the first ten seconds of drop it in the tub

"John": the first one you sent me

"John": if those 10 seconds, the music during that, lasted for like 30 instead

"John": maybe just coming in over real noises, or something

"John": you know?

"John": that way the second and third song (the song you sent me first) would be sort of one whole song as it is now

ncalonne: so the middle would be 1/3 the beginning and 2/3 the end

"John": wait, end of the total sections or end of the middle

"John": total song or total middle

ncalonne: three chimps are sitting on a branch

"John": I think I mean the other way around

ncalonne: 4 more chimps are looking from below

"John": 1 third end, 2/3 beg

ncalonne: an 8th and 9th chimp converse in a different tree

"John": you know what I mean

ncalonne: the 1st chimp and the 5th chimp are wearing skirts

"John": you know

ncalonne: chimps 2-4 are shaven

ncalonne: how many chimps are named dorothy?

ncalonne: that makes about as much sense as what you told me

"John": you got me

"John": ok, but do you get me now

ncalonne: so the middle has nothing distinctly unique right?

ncalonne: i mean it builds off the first part

ncalonne: and builds up to the last

"John": no, first part ends

"John": it builds into the last

ncalonne: so 12 chimps are all swimming

ncalonne: three of them have blonde hair

"John": the last part of the song

ncalonne: one is allergic to dust

ncalonne: which chimp is the best at jumping?

"John": it builds into the last part of the song, but it's not part of the first part of the song

ncalonne: so 19 chimps are playing tug-o-war

"John": the first part of the whole song is cut off from the other parts

"John": dude, get serious

ncalonne: one chimp says to the other

ncalonne: "hey there friend, what do you think of all these chimps"

ncalonne: which chimp has aids?

"John": you just seem stupid for not being able to follow this when I'm being so explicit in my language

"John": I'm leaving no room for confusion

ncalonne: 26 chimps are competing in a triathlon

ncalonne: where is forrest whittiker

ncalonne: the chimp with the shorts is names dafodil, which one is cindy

"John": Song section 1 happens. Song section one cuts off completely. Moe-Teddy suggests toaster. Toaster contemplation is the theme of the rest of the song, a completely different song than the first section.

"John": (song section 1)

ncalonne: alright so why are you talking about all these chimps?

"John": you know what I'm saying

ncalonne: you have a strange fascination for chimps?

"John": I'm not I'm talking aobut s'/tebnxmamrk1!!

ncalonne: yeah i got that much...

ncalonne: freako...

ncalonne: okay so three chimps are robbing a bank

ncalonne: two of them have bandanas

ncalonne: one of them has a helmet

"John": why aren't you making music right now

ncalonne: which one is fluent in braile?

ncalonne: I REST MY CASE.
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