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Human error has reared its ugly head at work and part of my job, the part I enjoy, is automating things. This mishap is just a bad version of the phone game. You know the game were there is a long line of kids and the message gets scrambled. I find it disturbing and I want it to be done with ( Read more... )

For christmas I got "War of the Ring". Which is a huge board game based on the famous "Lord of the Ring" epic. I played it with Michelle and she handed my ass to me ( Read more... )

Why is the red M&M so god damn smug?

I went to a wedding on August 12th. When the ceremony was finished I was married to Michelle. Michelle is the sweetest person ever. Once it was raining and I had left the umbrella in the car and Michelle offered to go to the car and get it for me.It made no sense for Michelle to get my umbrella in my car so I could go to my job. Yet that is ( Read more... )

I am perpetrating possibly the longest running gag at work that I have ever been a part of. We had just gotten another analyst and already he is planning to leave because his wife got a great job in North Carolina. I had been joking with him that he doesn't want to go to North Carolina because I'll miss the guy he was funny. So first I just ( Read more... )

On March 29th I was down in northfield helping my step mother with her dog Maddie as she delievered puppies ( Read more... )

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Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?

I have two theories.

First - The birds are scavengers and you smell like carrion. Congratulations.

Second - You have formed a symbiotic relationship with the birds because of the large insect population in your hide. -That's just mean.

Yonko Started it.

I teach a small class on microsoft access at US Bank. We have a training room that seats 10 people which seems to be a good class size. The first class I taught I tried to put everything I wanted to say into my power point presentation, and then I just read of the presentation. That did not go so well, as I came off sounding like a robot. I ( Read more... )

Ok in my last entry I promised details on the engagement and then have procrastinated a bit. Glacier is a place Michelle and her family love, and for good reason. I had already purchased the ring before going out on the trip. The whole way driving I was thinking about how and when to propose. When we got to glacier I decided to propose on the ( Read more... )