They say nothing rymes with orange but check this out.

I got my finger trapped in a door hinge
Why doesn't someone give me an orange

I want to find someone who has only watched Keanu Reeves in the matrix and sit them down to watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. It just boggles my mind...slightly.

I spent halloween at my cousins new house. Michelle and I had just help them move in two weekends before halloween. We just used the same costumes as last year. I went as the grim reaper and Michelle went as a witch. We hung out at the house which is huge. They have two cats, but we only see one when we visit them because the other cat stays ( Read more... )

You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian


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Michelle did something very awesome for me friday. She bought me the Xbox game Bloodrayne 2. If you are not familiar with Bloodrayne let me introduce you. Bloodrayne is half vampire half human. Her mother was raped by a vampire. That is how she came to be. After she was born her entire family was killed by vampires. She joined the brimstone ( Read more... )

I like to speed. I'm sure I will get caught one day. I was speeding along one day when I realized that the other cars were also speeding about 10 mph above the speed limit. I thought well this is good if there is a cop around there is a chance that someone else will get caught. Then I thought the safest lane would be the middle because it would ( Read more... )

A couple of weeks ago we went to Glacier National park for a vacation. It rained most of the vacation but it was still hikable. One of the coolest things we saw was on the first day. The field at the enterance had a coyote in it. Here is a ( picture )

Last Saturday Michelle miesl and I went to a wedding. Our two friends yonko and tonarino_totoro were married. I am really glad that we were invited because it was a blast. The wedding had a fall theme and was done outside. THe weather could not have been nicer. THe brides maids got to wear there own black dresses. They were all required to wear the same red shawl. ( Read more... )

Every once in a while something in our governments policy will perplex me enough to force me to look further into it. As of late that has been America's relationship with Saudi Arabia ( Read more... )

I was thinking the other day how lucky I was to have a girl friend that will play violent video games with me. Especially since I had met one girlfriend of a friend who's name shall go unmentioned who po-poed the LAN party said friend was going to and said something to the effect of how awful those games are and how they cause societal dysfunction ( Read more... )