someone ate my frozen pizza and it wasn't me. funny. my food, yet i never had the pleasure of consuming it. but i guess if i was you (or you) maybe i would eat my feelings too ( Read more... )

some people are just plain weird.

unfortunately, i am experiencing some severe sinus congestion. also, the antithesis of productivity.

alliteration is a sickness. i need help.

stop being such a pussy. "wah wah i hate my sucky job. boo hoo i'm tired. leave me alone" really? really? lame. you're not the only one who gets tired after work. we used to be real good friends. what the fuck happened ( Read more... )

my weekend was awesome. didn't do anything particularly special. put off my article. but it's ok.

[time lapse]

omg tomorrow is today
crap

the frost was so thick on my car's windshield this morning that i needed to scrape it off. didn't though. just sat pouting in the front seat until wiper fluid and spastic wipers did the job for me. it's almost june, damn it. i want to be warmin other news: i should be working on the news ( Read more... )

i. need. a. shower.

whoa. i've just counted out $18.64 in change from various purses, boxes, bags and even articles of clothing in my possession. it surprises me (one) how much coin accumulates and (two) that i have yet to spend/lose it. granted, $1.39 of it consists entirely of pennies BUT STILL. now i might be able to feed myself some sort of meal today ( Read more... )

what the fuck am i doing.