Apparently you can bartend in Oregon at the age of 18.....how retarded. Oregon has crazy alcohol laws and you cant get hard-a in supermarkets or late at night. Still, they will let me serve it. How can I know what will taste good if I dont taste it myself. WOW. Oregon has GREAT logic when it comes to minors and alcohol...I'm tempted to take a ( Read more... )

Despite my own personal drama, we still managed to throw one hell of a party. If only there was a good way to work out people bringing theyre own alcohol and stuff for me to make drinks. The party resulted in everyone realizing that after giving me shit for hating shots and beer for the past year, they like girly drinks, so I spent the night ( Read more... )

5 HOURS of labs and discussions. HELL on a FRIDAY.

However, the prestige is throwing our first ever party tonight....life aquatic....so as soon as its all over, its shopping for red beannies, mint for mojitos, and making a mix....and talking to our neighbors so we dont have any cops raping us tonight...YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

There are five things on my plate right now, with only one being all that positive ( Read more... )

I've successfully managed to cook three awesome meals at our house. Its a bit tiring on school nights, but since the other option is starving, I think its worth the sacrafice. PB and J and ramen just dont do it for me. So far I've faked a sweet stirfry, collaberated on chicken quesadillas, and made some killer pasta sauce. Yay for me. Id be a ( Read more... )

I have a house. It is lovely. However, were missing our trash can, the dishwasher is leaking, and were missing 3 roomates who are too lazy to move down. SO we cant do major grocery shopping or collect money for things and go to costco and cook and throw our welcome back party and BAH. And my bike is broken. And i didnt do a great audition for ( Read more... )

I just go back to Oregon, went to a party for an hour, and got way too excited to be back. With all out new houses, I dont think I'll ever be able to practice and be productive. I just want a simple major so I can be a normal college guy.....

Oregon 39, Michigan 7......words cannot sum up how ridiculous Oregon trashing Michigan was. If we dont move high into the top 25 this week, somthing is wrong with the world. If only there was faith in Oregon to maintain this level of intensity and discipline the entire season, because it would make us unstopable. Shit son. Shit.

Two things shall dominate my life this weekend.

1) Painting my bike.

2) Praying that Oregon beats Michigan

Oops.... 3) Whatever awful things my mother thinks up for me to do with her.

Anyone else THRILLED that college football has finally begun.....cause I am. Reaffirming my manhood by watching other guys run each other over is just awesome!!!!!!